You got your Jesus on the dashboard
But the devil's under my hood
You're taking it down to legal
I'm pullin' it up to no good
God is your co-pilot
I let Satan ride shotgun
You pay a toll to get to heaven
But on the road to hell's there's none
Get up you're asleep at the wheel
I-95 eight lanes wide
Midnight drive
Take a ride
Alongside east coast tide
Getting high?
So am I
Bloodshot red eyes from the fumes
I consume
Engine zoom then engine boom
Then engine glow, erupt, and blow
And overflow like volcano
So far to go
Can't turn back though
Cheap tobacco, cup of black Joe
Fuelin' my body, jumpstartin' my soul
Set my mind on cruise control
You got your Jesus on the dashboard
But the devil's under my hood
You're taking it down to legal
I'm pullin' it up to no good
God is your co-pilot
I let Satan ride shotgun
You pay a toll to get to heaven
But on the road to hell's there's none
Get up you're asleep at the wheel
24/7 Truck Stop Plaza
Turn off headlights, turn on hazards
Three a.m. is when I gazed
Eyes glazed, I'm dazed,
And then I fade to black
Now we're back
'On The Road' like Kerouac
Down the turnpike, high rate of speed
Up all night like Gilbert Gottfried
You got your Jesus on the dashboard
But the devil's under my hood
You're taking it down to legal
I'm pullin' it up to no good
God is your co-pilot
I let Satan ride shotgun
You pay a toll to get to heaven
But on the road to hell's there's none
Get up you're asleep at the wheel