(woman:)
Ooh, Rock me Amadeus
Ooh, Rock me Amadeus
Ooh, Rock me Amadeus
Ooh, Rock me Amadeus
(Jimmy Pop:)
Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds
Sippin' Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese,
"Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot!
Time to cruise for Eighth graders!
Better tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun
So "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked
In front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive
So I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on
Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
(Frankie Goes To Hollywood:)
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
(Jimmy Pop:)
Nowhere to go
I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate, jailbait
In "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today
Just some Brut by Fabergé
Smell the ass of my jeans, clean,
They'll do another day
And I recycle
I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number
Hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet
Hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch
Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
(Frankie Goes To Hollywood:)
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
(Jimmy Pop:)
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
(spoken:)
Pac-Man: "Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is, motherfuckers?"
Jimmy: "Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man..."
Unknown: "Hey Pac-Man, what's up?"
Pac-Man: "Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?"
Unknown: "No, Pac-Man, drugs are bad!"
Jimmy: "Nope, can't help you man."
Pac-Man: "Pussies! *freebasing sound effect* Whoa! Holy shit!"
(singing, Jimmy Pop:)
Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
(Frankie Goes To Hollywood:)
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
(Homer Simpson:)
Holy macaroni!
Holy macaroni!
Holy macaroni!
Holy macaroni!