"Guys..Hi...I'm on sexist overload as it is,
kill the commentary." -Julie

"Hey, its all about the hair. Dont you forget that.
Especially when you beocme some big hotshot laywer.
Those professional types think its all about brains and
ability and completly ignore the do." -Helen
"So, the do is vital, got it." -Julie

"Is little Miss Croaker getting sautayed tonight?" -Elsa
"Ahhh, a twit with a wit." -Helen
"Eat me." -Elsa

"A toast...to us, to our last summer of
immature, adolesent decadense." -Barry
"Somebody's buzzed." -Helen

"I hate this, I really hate this.
Your gonna go and your gonna fall for
some head-shaven, black-wearin, tatoo-covered,
body-piercing philosophy student." -Julie
"That sounds attractive." -Ray

"Ok man meat, give me the keys." -Helen

"Come and ride in the back with me, I'll let you do things to me." -Helen

"Nobody drives my car but me, you got that shit smear?" -Barry

"Can you say alcholic?" -Julie

"What can I do for you Max?" -Ray
"You can wipe that my-shit-dont-stink grin off your face." -Max

"You almost got that rich boy act down Ray." -Max

"We're going to go home now, and never, ever under
any circumstances known to god- speak about this again.
Is that clear? Its now a future therapy bill." - Barry

"Julie, get your white as death-chalky ass corpse in the car-now." -Deb

"Are you on drugs?" -Julie's Mom

"I know what you did last summer...ouuuu.
What a crock of shit."
- Barry

"You two look like shit run over twice." -Barry

"Dont you test me mother fucker! I'll call the cops on your college quarter-back ass!" - Max

"So Ray grew up to be a fisherman, huh?" -Barry

"I say we find the fuck thats doing this and we have a little one-on-one." - Barry

"Dont you think we should have some sort of a plan?
Angela Landsbury always had a plan." -Helen

"Jodi Foster tried this and a skin-ripping
serial killer answered the door."
- Helen

"Adding breaking and entering to our crime spree?" -Helen

"Is the washed-up, dried-out has been having a moment?" -Elsa

"He's out there and he's watching us and waiting-what are you wainting for hunh?
What are you waiting for?!?" -Julie

"I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off,
Julie gets a body in her trunk-and you get a letter!?
Thats balanced!" -Barry

"Thats him hunh? Hard to believe thats the guy." -Ray
"Yeah, his face isn't splattered all over the road dumb ass." -Barry

"Its the 4th of July Ray, this is his day.
What ever he's planned is going to happen today unless we stop him." -Julie

"You know, I've heard this story before.
Except the way I heard it wasn't a fisherman,
it was an escaped mental patient with a hook for a hand."
-The Cop

"Look you little shit sticked, mayberrry ass reject.
Theres been a murder and your gonna fry in hell if you ignore it." -Helen

"Lock the door-I'll call the police.
Just do what I say god dammit!!"
- Helen

"Let me give you some advice, when you leave a man for dead-
make sure he is really dead." -Ben

"Dont you start with me, you mister can ravage me in two weeks." -Julie

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