a young girl alone at home on the computer ...
suddenly, the familiar chime of the IM ...

Stranger: do you like scary movies?

Girl: yeah.

Stranger: what's your favorite scary movie?

Girl: i don't know.

Stranger: come on. you gotta have a favorite. pick one.

Girl: okay. um ... SCREAM. you know the one with the girl from Party Of Five.

Stranger: oh yeah. i liked the movie. it was scary.

Girl: so, why'd you wanna know?

Stranger: because i want to know everything about you ... like I already do ... aol member ...

Girl: how did you know i was an aol member?

Stranger: duh ... cause you're talkin' to me on it now.

Girl: oh. well, you better leave me alone or else ...

Stranger: or else what?

Girl: or else i'll punt your ass and then report you so your account will get kicked the shit out of!!!

Stranger: ooh, i'm scared. i'm shaking in my chair.

Girl: leave me alone or else ...

Stranger: you don't even have a punter.

Girl: how would you know?

Stranger: cause i can see you ...

Girl: who are you? leave me alone or i'm gonna call the TOS police.

Stranger: they'd never make it in time. your computer only runs on 133 mhz.

Girl: you better leave me alone or else ...

Stranger: or else what ?

Girl: or else my boyfriend'll be online any minute and your account will be gone !

Stranger: his screen name wouldn't be ... GhStFaCe ...would it ?

Girl: how do you know his screen name?

Stranger: check to see his account ...

*** GhStFaCe ACCOUNT TERMINATED ***

Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Stranger: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Girl: what do you want ?

Stranger: i wanna see your account terminated! right now ...

Girl: why?

Stranger: you'll see why soon enough ... don't bother turning off your IMs ...

Girl: how did you know ... ?

Stranger: look out your window ...