*scene opens with Wes Craven typing on his computer. The camera closes in on the computer, and Wes is on the "It's All One Big Scary Movie" web page. Then he hears a noise outside. He goes outside to look around. All of a sudden, Joel Schumacher pops his head out of no where. (Keep in mind that Craven does not yet know that Schumacher is one of the killers.)

Craven: Oh my God! Joel! What the hell are you doing?

Joel: Well, I was watching Snow White.. but it was on Showtime so they added in all these sex and violence scenes.. and it kinda reminded me of my career.. started out nice and family-like with Michael Keaton as Batman.. then got in a few dirty words and some sex with George Clooney as Batman and Robin.

Craven: Yeah, so what the HELL does that have to do with me???

Joel: I don't know.. it's in the script.

Craven: Sounds good.. anyway, you didn't come over here just hoping to jump on top of me, did you? I thought we could do some of the on top of the clothes stuff.

Joel: That's it, I'm outta here.

*Joel starts to climb through the window*

Craven: Joel, wait! Would you settle for a rated R career?

Joel: What's that?

*Wes holds up a copy of "Batman vs. The Big Busty Strippers" which is now on video.*

*They both giggle and Joel leaves, mumbling something about the Boy Wonder.*