Why Drive?
Scully: Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the macho man?
Mulder: No, I was just never sure if your little feet could reach the pedals.

China Pattern.wav
Mulder: "Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?"

Latex.wav
Mulder: I know how much you like snapping on that latex.

Mulder's Girly Scream From Jose Chung's: From Outer Space.

UberScully
Mulder: Just find a man with a spotless genetic make-up who has a high tolerance for being second-guessed and start pumping out those uberscullys.

Misinformation
Mulder: I would never lie: I willingly participated in a campaign of misinformation

Gwoman
Mulder: Let's go G-woman

Keepgoing.wav
Mulder: Keep going, FBI woman.

talkout.wav
Mulder: Because I knew you would talk me out of it if I was making a mistake.

Chestpains.wav

Tailhook.wav
Mulder: If you try any of that tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your ass!

Sleepingbag.wav
Mulder: I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with someone who was already naked.
Scully: Well, maybe if it rains sleepings bags you'll get lucky.

Consorting.wav
Scully: I must remind you this goes against the bureau's policy of male and female agents cosorting in the same hotel room while on assignment.

wrestle.wav
Mulder: I don't wanna wrestle.

Joy to the World
Scully singing Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World" to Mulder.

Special Thanks to Kailee Jane for sending me this sound wav.

Marryme.wav
Mulder: Scully . . .
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: Marry me.

Xmas With GA and DD
Thank you to Kailee Jane for sending this to me! This is hilarious! Happy holidays, everyone!

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