Wade is interrupted from an early morning perve by Blind Alfred, who finds the new, cheerful
Wade a strange concept. Later, at the Hellhouse, Deadpool is cleaning house on people who think T-Ray runs the joint.
Wade's explanation for the carnage is a banana peel that was left on the floor, but Patch lets him off this once.
After perusing the To-Do list, Wade asks Patch for missions which could be termed, "morally admirable". Enter Deathtrap.
Deathtrap is greeted by howls of laughter every time he opens his mouth in the Hellhouse, as his manner of speaking is somewhat archaic. Deadpool is offered a job by Deathtrap to rescue a Princess from a malevolent force. After accepting, Deadpool and Deathtrap hop onto a plane and head for the Princess.
Flying across the friendly skies, Deadpool is talking away to Deathtrap, who is hating every moment of it. Speaking a sentence too many and Deadpool is electrocuted in his seat. Back at DP's house, Weasel walks in on Alfred, who has set some suprises for Wade as revenge for sticking her with Deuce (the dog). Deadpool wakes from a dream sequence, now wearing a bonnet and bib. Deathtrap explains his diabolical way of killing Wade, which in essence involves Deadpool talking himself to death. To free himself, Deadpool breaks his wrist but when he pulls out his gun to fill Deathtrap full of holes, instead of bullets, a flag pops out saying, "Thanks for the Dog Jerk!".
One teleporter without batteries and a snap-off sword later, the trap springs and the teddy which was going to suffocate Deadpool hurtles downwards. Deathtrap starts the stereotypical villan talk that occurs after they believe they have killed the hero, but Deadpool is still alive, having broken both wrists and ankles to break his shackles and avoid the teddy. Deathtrap knock Wade out and he wakes up outside with a note attached to his chest saying, "This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".
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