Following on from last months issue, Wade and Blind Al travel back in time and squash
Aunt May on her front porch. Not realizing they're back in time, Wade tries to teleport back to the Hellhouse to organize
a ride back to the Deadhut, but ends up at a Convent school and gets beat on by a Mother.
Back to the future. The Great Lakes Avengers and Weasel are trying to figure out what has happened and figure out that it has something to do with Deadpool teleporting and the Doorman. Meanwhile, back in time ... Blind Al and Deadpool figure out they are back in time. Breaking out of the State Prison, Kraven the Hunter goes looking for the Green Goblin, but discovering that Spiderman has killed him sets out after Spiderman. Back at Aunt May's house, Wade and Al decide to attempt to not alter the time line and figure out how to get out of here, but Anna Watson shows up looking for Aunt May.
The Present. The gang figure out what to do and send Wade a note on what to do. To get back to the present, Deadpool needs to fix his now-broken teleporter, and just his luck, he spots Weasel in a photo on the wall. To get Weasel to fix the teleporter, Wade decides to impersonate this geek in the pictures at Aunt May's house called Peter Parker. So Wade goes to college.
The real Peter Parker meanwhile gets a mysterious phone call from Deadpool telling him to go to Bayonne for the day. Mighty minutes later inside the hallowed halls of academia, Wade (poses as P. Parker) asks Weasel (AKA Jack Hammer) to fix the teleporter but Weasel refuses thinking Peter is trying to distract him in competing for the job at Osborn Chemicals. It seems there is a party tonight at Gwen Stacy's and Wade is expected to go (being Peter Parker and all). His plan is now to "get Weasel there, light him up, and have him fix the belt". So on to the party.
At the party, there's some boogying by Weasel, much to the disgust of DP, but soon enough Kraven shows up after Harry Osborn. DP slips away and into something more comfortable (ie his outfit) and beats on Kraven. Norman Osborn shows up and is grateful to Deadpool and in repayment, agrees to not hire Weasel. In a show of pseudo-sympathy, Deadpool gets Weasel drunk enough to agree to fix the teleporter and they go back to the future.
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