HITMAN #1,000,000
Garth must think we need a break from the current story line, that or he was told to join in with the other million issues, which, to me, seems to be the case. So some geeky kids from the future decide to bring their favorite Hero from the 20th in middle of all of the confusion thats been going on lately. Enter Tommy being beemed into the 85 something year old Star Trek style. This must have taken place before or after the current story line as he was beemed outta Noonan's Bar. Anyways, after some talk about barfing only Ennis could dream up, the future kids start badgering Tommy about giving them some power or something so they can become his future counter-part. Seems that all that's left of Tommy in the 853 century is legends of a hero hitman. Legends are usally legends because they are true stories that get stuff added on to them as time gose by. Well, 833 centuries is a long time to add onto a basic story, as the case with Tommy. After Tommy talks some sense into them (maybe it was more shooting at them than talking), they send him back. Eager to still become a super-hero's counter-part, they bring another 'Hero' that has had some air time in the Hitman books, seems it wasn't such a smart idea.
This was mainly just a fun book like back in the day when Hitman was just starting, and was a nice break from the intense Tommy's Hereo's stuff. Yet it will be nice to get back where #31 left off.
Cover: 2.50