It was an ordinary day, like any other
but something was about to happen at the Guggenheim

Felix and Fritz were hiding deep in the cellar
of the Guggenheim, just behind the tin man's heart.
They sensed that something was afoot.

Meanwhile,in the offices of the Guggenheim,
the curators (all grads of Harvard) were deftly planning the next show—
an important retrospective of the work of the master, Leroy Neiman.