___GAME ON____
*** `CourtJester is now known as Delvan
*** Maddix is now known as [^^Silver^^]
<`Herzo> heheh oh FUN!
Ok you all are sitting in your houses or whatever when you get called to go to The Eager Beaver bar
Actually a message
<[^^Silver^^]> ---sounds like a fun place
<[^^Silver^^]> ---what time
* Delvan gathers his gear and heads for the bar at the appropriate time.
---now
* [^^Silver^^] gathers up his gear and head to the Eager Beaver
---Remember...the Eager Beavers gets worms.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---ot crabs
<[^^Silver^^]> ---OR crabs
---lol 1 karma for that
-> [`Herzo] PING
---Eager crabs don't get worms. They don't eat them in the first place.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---thanx
----:)
---I need to do this when I'm not groggy. Then I'm funnier.
* Hated`Bot hops on the trike after grabbing his gear and heads to the place
<[^^Silver^^]> ;)
<[^^Silver^^]> ---lets play kick the Bot
Ok you all get there to discover that it is a regular bar
except all the waitresses are topless
<[^^Silver^^]> ---KEWL!!!
---good thing no women are here or I would get pimp slapped tonight
---Uh oh, I'm underage, you're breaking the law :)
---You can't let me in that place :)
ok you all see a beady looking man sitting in a booth apparently waiting for you
---I make my own rules get your ass in there :P
---heh
* Delvan gets his ass in there, quickly followed by the rest of his body. He heads for the bead looking man.
* [^^Silver^^] is an elf(night one) that stands 6'2" tall has Blackfur, silver hair, eyes.
---Grr. Beady.
* [^^Silver^^] heads for Beady
* Hated`Bot walks to the mans table
* Delvan is a 6' human, he looks to be in his mid to late teens.
ok he motions you all to sit
*** CorruptGM is now known as Beadylittleman
<[^^Silver^^]> ---whoops, forgot Silver is in his early 20's
* Delvan sits down next to the Beadylittlemanwhomotionedforhimtosit
"I need you all to do a job for me"
* Hated`Bot is a ragged looking fumori. he wears a faded black tux with a black top hat black shades and a cigar in his mout.
"Is that why you called us?"
---Uhh...nar?
<[^^Silver^^]> "What's the scan, Mr. J"
---You wanna desc your char now? :)
"Well in a local sperm bank there is a man the manager actually who is polluting the goods. We need you to go in and kill him"
<[^^Silver^^]> ---LOL
"The women who go for artificial incemination's babies are having grave birth defects"
<[^^Silver^^]> "Excuse me, he is doing what?"
"Polluting the goods."
"He is polluting the donor samples with toxins"
<[^^Silver^^]> "That is major bad mojo"
* Delvan points at Herzo, "NO, you're thinking of him."
---heh oops
<[^^Silver^^]> "You got a pic and a addy?"
* Beadylittleman pulls an envelope from a briefcase
<[^^Silver^^]> "What's the pay?"
* Beadylittleman opens it
"30k"
* Beadylittleman hands you a pic
<[^^Silver^^]> "Each?"
"This is him "
"yes"
* `Herzo looks at delvan grinning evily"
* [^^Silver^^] takes the pic
the pic is a skinny looking man walking away from the front of the clinic
roll intel
5d6
--- Delvan 5d6 ( 1 5 3 1 5 )
* [^^Silver^^] examines it and passes it to Delvan
<[^^Silver^^]> 6d6
--- [^^Silver^^] 6d6 ( 1 2 2 11 5 3 )
* Delvan looks it over, and hands it to Mojoman.
<`Herzo> d46
<`Herzo> 4d6 even
--- `Herzo 4d6 ( 5 5 2 1 )
<[^^Silver^^]> ---hehe
---Okay, Silver notices the concealed weapon, and can identify the serial number :). The rest of us only identify it :)
* `Herzo glances at it
ok
he is standing in front of the clinic
---Walking away from it, I'd wager.
and behind him coming out the door is Quentin looking very satisfied
<[^^Silver^^]> ---LOL, LOL, LOL
--DOH!. Shoulda used CJ. He knows Quen.
* Beadylittleman reaches into the folder
* Beadylittleman pulls out a card
* Beadylittleman drops it on the table
"This is the address"
"And the man's name"
* Beadylittleman points
* Delvan looks at the table which Beadylittlemanhasdroppedonthetable.
"Kyle Silverman"
--err, the card.
"Will you do it?"
"Payment."
* `Herzo thinks quietly "I knew it!"
<[^^Silver^^]> "For 30k each yea"
"Yes 30k"
---Whoopsy. Toldja I was drowsy.
"Why not."
<[^^Silver^^]> "I'm in"
* Beadylittleman looks at Herzo
----brb
<[^^Silver^^]> "You gotta number where we can reach you at?"
<`Herzo> "sure"
"Not you, the J."
<[^^Silver^^]> ---It speaks!!!!
<`Herzo> --hehe
--Whee. this be fun, aye laddies?
---And lady watching
* [^^Silver^^] waits patiently
*** Delvan is now known as `CourtJesterdoesnotwaitpatietl
<`CourtJesterdoesnotwaitpatietl> ---GRR!
*** `CourtJesterdoesnotwaitpatietl is now known as `CourtJesterdoesntwaitpatientl
<[^^Silver^^]> ---Is it just me? Or does it seem like I get contracted just to do wetwork?
*** `CourtJesterdoesntwaitpatientl is now known as CourtJesterdoesntwaitpatiently
--There we go
---Yeah, that's what we're all for :)
====usually
---'cept mojo man.
---back
<[^^Silver^^]> ---Hey cj Endradi want to know what medication your on? She wants some
---Oh, wait. I may be confused. I Herzo the jamacan or not?
---yup
---Endradi, it's called not sleeping then playing a text based game with bad lighting.
"Ok call this LTG and say "The Eagle flies high and to the left" when you have completed the mission"
*** CourtJesterdoesntwaitpatiently is now known as `CourtJester
<[^^Silver^^]> "Gotcha"
* Beadylittleman gets up and leaves
<`CourtJester> "What if we say "The Eagle wears a hat, and it is bright"
*** Beadylittleman is now known as CorruptGM
ok run with it
---Oh and this run is not meant to be taken too seriously
* `CourtJester looks at the other two. "Okie gang, we got a bank full of tepid toxin semen. Who's driving?"
<`CourtJester> ---Like that?
<[^^Silver^^]> "Ok gentlemen shall we do it?"
---You can do it!
<[^^Silver^^]> "The job that is"
*** `CourtJester is now known as Delvan
"We shall. Like I said, who's driving?"
<[^^Silver^^]> "Or should we admire the view a little more"
<[^^Silver^^]> "I only have a bike"
"Tempting, but I'd rather not have to buy a new pair of pants. Let's head out."
---LOL
<[^^Silver^^]> ---LOL
* Delvan glances at Herzo, then looks back at Silver. "Okay, we're taking a cab. Geez this is pathetic..."
a waitress walks up and drops Silver an LTG number
<`Herzo> "I got somthing you can ride"
* Delvan stands.
and a message that says "Call me at 12 when I am off work"
<[^^Silver^^]> "I'll call ya later darling"
* [^^Silver^^] adjusts his pants and heads out the door
* Delvan does the same.
---Grr. type faster than me why don't ya
<[^^Silver^^]> ---hehe
* `Herzo follows them on his trike
--Huh? He's driving a trike inside the bar? I'm confoozled.
---doesnt matter just go
* Delvan gets on whosoever offered him a ride.
--err, the ride they offered
----Ohhhhhh Yes!
<[^^Silver^^]> "You can ride with me"
---Ohhhhh ride it big papa! Ok enough of that
<[^^Silver^^]> ---LOL,LOL
---Hehe.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---feels gooood
* Delvan hides
<[^^Silver^^]> ---ow, Endradi just slapped me upside my head
ok so you all arrive there
who is Enradi?
roll intel please
<[^^Silver^^]> ---my wife
<[^^Silver^^]> 6d6
---heh. Endradi, he said that..hmm...thirty times yesterday. Make him pay :)
---is she hot?
--- [^^Silver^^] 6d6 ( 4 5 2 5 1 1 )
5d6
--- Delvan 5d6 ( 10 9 2 2 9 )
---Dude, that's his wife?
<`Herzo> 4d6
--- `Herzo 4d6 ( 2 5 3 2 )
---alt.binaries.maddix.wife.unmoderated
<[^^Silver^^]> ---Yeah!!! What do you think I'm going to say
---:). Runs and hides from the wrath of Endradi
<[^^Silver^^]> ---LOL
you all pull up to see Quentin walking out the front door looking quite satisfied. He seems to be on a first names basis with the guards out front
<`Herzo> "quen, hehe I knew you had it in you mon..."
* Delvan approaches him. "Uhh...get a girlfriend....or head down to Eager beaver..."
<[^^Silver^^]> "Had fun Quent?"
he recognizes you and runs away
---Which one of us does he seem to recognize by the direction he's looking?
<[^^Silver^^]> "Ingrate"
Silver and Herzo
<`Herzo> "Hey quen Im thinking of taking up golf wanna show me how you grip your club...."
---Oh. thought he was just 'a scared of mojoman
---LOL ROFL
he yells " I gotta get home I cant stay and ruin what is left of my rep"
<[^^Silver^^]> ---what is the doc's name again?
<`Herzo> "hehee"
<[^^Silver^^]> "What rep?"
"Yeah...you work on getting down to three strokes on the ninth hole!"
---I dont remember his first name is Kyle though
You hear the squeel of tires as he burns out and drives away
---Kyle silverman
---yeah
<[^^Silver^^]> ---
There are 2 guards in front
they are wearing black uniforms
---Aren't there always? :)
<[^^Silver^^]> "that had to embarrasing for him
with obvious bulges in their jackets
* Delvan looks for any visible security cameras, including in the direction the photo seemed to be taken from.
on the back of them is in bold lettering S.P.E.R.M.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---well at least its not ther pants
----Hehe.
--- They probably only have dinky little 9mm's :)
* [^^Silver^^] walks up to the nearest one
you see one camera over the entrance looking at the parking lot and one in a tree looking at the door
---Grr.
<`Herzo> "So you two just go tell them your here to make a donation and Ill join you inside
<`Herzo> "
<[^^Silver^^]> ---I was thinking derringers
* Delvan strolls towards the door, not talking to the guards.
* [^^Silver^^] follows
---Umm...9mm makes sense. Derringer doesn't include a measurement that could refer to length.
* Delvan smacks into the door, and realizes it's not automatic.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---okay, .25 cal
"Ow..."
* Delvan opens the door and walks in.
Working the counter is a rather striking nurse
* [^^Silver^^] shakes his head and follows
"Hello may I help you?"
* `Herzo gets off his trike hits his invis lock and follows them
"Yes, I'd like to make a donation. Could you help me?"
<[^^Silver^^]> "Hello nurse."
"I sure can right this way"
"And you sir?"
<[^^Silver^^]> "I am looking for Dr. Silverman"
* Delvan FOLLOWS.
---Bad move. He's the manager, not a doctor.
"He is in his office I will be right with you"
<[^^Silver^^]> ---haha
Ok the nurse takes you back to a room and gives you a small jar
* [^^Silver^^] looks around for any offices
"Would you like any chips or books to make your expierience more enjoyable?"
"I thought you said YOU would help me with my donation?"
<[^^Silver^^]> ---better make that a tiny jar
"Sure but we have a small fee 25¥"
---This the way to tie her up for a longer time.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---pay it, pay it
You dont see any offices that are clearly offices just a bunch of closed doors
* Delvan whips out his big ol' credstick.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---Dream on
---What, I can't purchase a larger credstick?
she slots the money and closes the door to do um whatever you want
---That wasn't a metaphor.
* Delvan does whatever he wants, trying to go as slowly as possible.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---anything that says authorized personnel only?
<`Herzo> 5d6
--- `Herzo 5d6 ( 1 1 10 1 11 )
<`Herzo> 6d6
--- `Herzo 6d6 ( 5 4 8 4 3 1 )
nope
drain?
<`Herzo> ----none
<[^^Silver^^]> in low voice"I guess we can start checking doors"
---Who's he talking to?
you all hear a moaning sound and a female voice talking dirty the door where Delvan is
<[^^Silver^^]> ---you
another nurse comes up
"May I help you sir?"
---How can I hear you? I'm making my donation...the nurse is helping me with it, like she said.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---sorry I meant Herzo :)
<[^^Silver^^]> "Yes I am looking for Mr. Silverman"
--Okay.
<`Herzo> --heh herzo seems to have dissapeared
"He is busy do you have an appointment?"
---YES! YOU DO! YES!
<[^^Silver^^]> "Yes I believe I do"
"Name please?"
<[^^Silver^^]> ---any cameras in the area?
---one in the corner
----"No thank you"
<[^^Silver^^]> "Quentin M"
---good job
<[^^Silver^^]> ---sorry couldn't resist
"I know Mr Mardock very well and you sir are not him"
---No, no, you know little Quentin. He's my son.
----:)
ok Silver hold a sec
<[^^Silver^^]> "Well he told me to use his name, I'm new to this"
Delvan roll Willpower please
---heh. Here it comes.
3d6
--- Delvan 3d6 ( 2 4 4 )
--Crap.
ok
* CorruptGM snickers
<[^^Silver^^]> ---couldn't last could you?
---Well she's really good at helping...
<`Herzo> 5d6
--- `Herzo 5d6 ( 4 2 5 1 1 )
<[^^Silver^^]> ---I bet she is
---/me starts to wish Endradi wasn't watching :)
Just as um you know what happens a Spirit pops visible and shouts "Oooggga Booogggaaa boooggggga" Delvan passes out from fright and as he does his little deed the nurse laughs uncontrolabally at him
<[^^Silver^^]> ---Endradi LOL
<`Herzo> ----hehehehe
<[^^Silver^^]> ---:)
The Nurse is rolling on the floor laughing
Ok back to Silver
* Delvan starts to wonder in his unconcious state why everytime Herzo shows up he ends up unconcious with some sort of stain on his pants.
you notice a sign on the wall with Quentin's pic and no. 1 customer award he has his thumb up
"Ok sir so you want the royal package?"
<[^^Silver^^]> "Yeah, sure do" grinning bashfully
---Uh oh...appointment with KYLE...royal package...
---And I thought I had it bad.
---I will NOT do that to Q
<[^^Silver^^]> ---LOL
<[^^Silver^^]> "Ow"
"Something wrong sir?"
<[^^Silver^^]> "I thought I felt something poke me"
"Do you have some sort of disease?"
---NO ROYAL FOR YOU! NEXT!
<[^^Silver^^]> "Not that I know of, but you never know"
"Ok then I reccomend that you get it checked and come another day"
<[^^Silver^^]> "Can you check me out?"
"Do you still need to see Mr. Silverman?"
<[^^Silver^^]> "Yes please"
she calls up
<[^^Silver^^]> ---are we having fun guy ;)
<[^^Silver^^]> ---guys even
"Mr Silverman will see you now"
--indeed
she points up the stairs
Delvan begins to come to
<[^^Silver^^]> "Thank you very much miss"
* [^^Silver^^] heads up the stairs cautiosly
* Delvan looks around the room groggily.
ok roll body both of you
Silver and Herzo
<[^^Silver^^]> 5d6
--- [^^Silver^^] 5d6 ( 3 2 2 11 1 )
<`Herzo> 6d6
--- `Herzo 6d6 ( 3 3 3 7 8 11 )
Silver collides with Herzo on the stairwell and falls down the stairs taking a Light wound
Herzo keeps his balance
<`Herzo> ---LOL
<[^^Silver^^]> "Sorry, lost my balance. I guess I do have to get checked ou"
<[^^Silver^^]> "out, that is"
<`Herzo> 5d6
--- `Herzo 5d6 ( 1 2 5 3 3 )
<`Herzo> 9d6
--- `Herzo 9d6 ( 2 10 4 1 1 2 4 10 2 )
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* [^^Silver^^] gets up and tries again
---Bonjour Bali
<[^^Silver^^]> ---hey Bal
---greetings all
<`Herzo> ----well good-fuckin-gawd...
4d6
--- CorruptGM 4d6 ( 4 2 1 4 )
ok Silver roll body
<[^^Silver^^]> ---where were you dude?
---BRB, changing servers
<[^^Silver^^]> 5d6
--- [^^Silver^^] 5d6 ( 3 3 5 2 1 )
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ok the guard falls asleep and falls down the stair and collides with silver tripping him and he falls down again
<[^^Silver^^]> ---damn, Iam just not meant to go up those stairs
light wound
---sorry I missed the run, kinda celebrate the anniversary thing
---kinda had to celebrate
---that is important and stuff this wasnt even planned actually
---hehe
* [^^Silver^^] tries to crawl up the stairs
you make it
<[^^Silver^^]> ---It is about time
<[^^Silver^^]> ---how long you been married Bal?
The door opens and a guy fitting the description is standing at the door
---Del What are you doing?
---3 years
* Delvan lays there, trying to remember where he is.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---11 years myself
---you remember to your horror and you are still naked
<[^^Silver^^]> ---LOL
* Delvan pops up and looks around wildly for clothing type items and nurse type items.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---Endradi is ROF
---heh
---ROF?
Mr Silverman sees Silver and the guard and yells for help
<`Herzo> 5d6
--- `Herzo 5d6 ( 1 4 2 4 2 )
5d6
--- CorruptGM 5d6 ( 3 11 3 5 4 )
* [^^Silver^^] body takcles silverman
<[^^Silver^^]> ---that was ROFL
Three S.P.E.R.M. run in your direction carrying Pistols
---ohh yeah duh
<[^^Silver^^]> ---ahhhh, sperm carring pistols!!!!!
---Wow. That's some big sperm.
Del you find all of your clothes in kind of a rush
roll it silver
---And I assume the nurse has left, instead of staying there laughing in the nude that whole time.
hand to hand
<[^^Silver^^]> ---body? or armed combat
---yep she is gone
---unarmed
<[^^Silver^^]> 3d6
--- [^^Silver^^] 3d6 ( 3 1 3 )
ok roll body
<[^^Silver^^]> ---YIKES!!!!
<[^^Silver^^]> 5d6
--- [^^Silver^^] 5d6 ( 5 4 13 5 5 )
* Delvan stands, checks the pockets of the vest and the overcoat to see that everything is still there, and dresses.
<[^^Silver^^]> ---take your time dude
ok you collide with a ducked Herzo and fall down the stairs to the waiting guards
<[^^Silver^^]> ---check for you credstick
Init please
no damage
---I just said I checked to see everything was still there, didn't I?
<[^^Silver^^]> ---2cp
---no cp for init
<`Herzo> 4d6
--- `Herzo 4d6 ( 1 3 5 3 )
<`Herzo> ---oops
<`Herzo> 4d6+4
--- `Herzo 4d6+4 ( 15 )
<[^^Silver^^]> 3d6 + 10
--- [^^Silver^^] 3d6 ( 1 5 9 )
<[^^Silver^^]> ---let me try that again
<[^^Silver^^]> 3d6+10
--- [^^Silver^^] 3d6+10 ( 20 )
1d6+6
--- CorruptGM 1d6+6 ( 7 )
1d6+6
--- CorruptGM 1d6+6 ( 7 )
<[^^Silver^^]> ---there we go
1d6+6
--- CorruptGM 1d6+6 ( 12 )
Silver go
---Bali my char is done for your camp
ahh, cool, you emailed it to me yet?
---nope want me to DCC it?
---oops sorry, bout the ---'s
---sure
* [^^Silver^^] draws his Colts and fires into the guards 2 from each gun 2cp
<[^^Silver^^]> 9d6
--- [^^Silver^^] 9d6 ( 1 1 4 5 5 1 5 4 7 )
<[^^Silver^^]> 9d6
--- [^^Silver^^] 9d6 ( 5 3 3 1 5 1 2 3 4 )
roll it
6d6
<[^^Silver^^]> 9d6
--- CorruptGM 6d6 ( 5 1 4 11 1 5 )
6d6
--- [^^Silver^^] 9d6 ( 2 1 5 13 8 4 11 2 10 )