Here's the deal:  A vocal group of chicks in Sweden has voiced complaints about how men pee.  Now all men know that they have a schlong.  They also know that the most convenient way to use it (apart from sex) is to pee standing up.  Men have been doing this for centuries, but only now are the feminists so bored and fickle that they get their panties in a wad about it.

Apparently, what we guys failed to realize over the years is that our standing urination was a subconscious way of flaunting ourselves as the superior sex.  This particular group of women concludes that it is not fair for guys to pee standing up not only because it is sexist, but also because it violates basic fairness rules.  That's right, guys.  They figure if they have to pee sitting on the crapper, then so should the rest of the world.  God help us if they tried to pee standing up.  I'd venture a guess and say that half the girls complaining probably have penises anyway so it wouldn't be too much of a chore.

You laugh but they're already getting their way.  Some school bathrooms have been modified to eliminate all urinals.  I'm not sure if there are cameras or monitors to check if the guys are actually sitting on the toilets to pee, but rest assured that that will probably be the next step.

We guys will get the last laugh though.  When forced sitting-pees lead our schlongs to hang in the bowl and brush the inside of it after some disease-ridden syphilitic reject has used the facilities, we will then pass all those diseases on to the female community.  Only then will manliness assert itself once again.