Back Row Reviews
by
James Dawson
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Bless the Child
(Reviewed July 16, 2000)

Call me a wuss, but two hours of watching a cute little girl get tormented by a Satan-worshipping cult leader 'cuz she happens to be the new Jesus just ain't my cup of tea.

This dud is a really cheesy cross between "The Exorcist" and "Touched by an Angel." God himself makes three appearances that will leave you slack-jawed with disbelief that anyone in the year 2000 could put scenes that are so outright silly in what is supposed to be a Major Motion Picture. How star Kim Basinger ever won her Oscar two years ago is sure as hell beyond me, because the woman simply cannot act. (For further proof, see her other tedious bomb released this summer, "I Dreamed of Africa.") Rufus Sewell, great in "Cold Comfort Farm" and the VERY underappreciated-by-the-monkey-minded-masses "Dark City," is wasted in this dud. Dismal, folks.

Dismal.

Back Row Grade: F


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