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- Coming Soon"
(Reviewed August 29, 2000, by James Dawson)
- I saw this awful, awful movie last month and forgot to review it. That may be because it was so shockingly, stunningly bad that I did not want to recall even a single second of it.
Honestly, this film is so inept, unfunny, stupid and embarrassing that I am flat-out amazed it even got made. Did ANYONE read the script before the cameras rolled? The premise -- a teen girl in search of
her
first orgasm in an allegedly humorous series of misadventures -- undoubtedly sucked a lot of horny idiots into the theaters. Every one of them must have been left limp and angry by the time the credits
rolled.
Bad acting, retarded script, and a production that looks worse than most straight-to-video cheapies...and Mia Farrow as a ditzy, bohemian mother. I'm going to start hitting myself in the head now and hope
for
amnesia.
Back Row Grade: F-
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