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The New Guy
(Reviewed May 9, 2002)
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Look, you already know this is a bad movie just from the TV ads, so let me steer you to the only good thing about it. Eliza Dushku, the brunette babe who played the badass cheerleader opposite Kirsten Dunst in "Bring It On," is the eye-candy in "The New Guy." About midway through the movie, at about the point where the filmmakers must have envisioned a mass audience exodus from the theatre, there is a music montage of the delightful Ms. Dushku doing a bikini fashion show. AND BOY, DOES SHE EVER LOOK GOOD IN NEXT-TO-NOTHING!
So my advice to you, if you are a heterosexual male, if to wait and rent this turkey so you can fast-forward to those 30-seconds-or-so of softcore heaven. If you are not a heterosexual male, I am afraid there is nothing whatsoever in this movie for you to enjoy. Sorry.
Back Row Grade: D- (saved from an "F" by the enticing Eliza)
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