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Swimfan
(Reviewed August 26, 2002)
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Not only a lousy teenybopper would-be thriller, but a lousy teenybopper would-be thriller with absolutely ZERO NUDITY. What it does have is a stupid plot, no thrills, a retarded ending, and a
Bizzaro-world cast (with Erika Christensen instead of Julia Stiles, Jake Gregory filling in for Freddie Prinze Jr., and somebody whose name I'm too lazy to look up subbing for Brendan Fraser).
An aside: Christensen's stalker-chick character is named Madison Bell. Considering that there is a real-world, not exactly obscure writer named Madison Smart Bell, I guess we can look forward to future characters named Arthur Doyle and Edgar Poe from the moronic scripters of this predictable, pointless bomb.
This movie doesn't swim, it sinks like a stone.
Back Row Grade: F
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