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- "Disney's The Kid"
(Reviewed November 29, 2000)
- Thank God I didn't shell out for this dog when it was in the theatres, when I was enticed by the knowledge that "Star Trek: Voyager"'s Jeri (Seven of Nine) Ryan had a bit part. It
turns out she is seen on screen for approximately two seconds, max. She is seen on a television set that Bruce Willis is watching while talking on the phone. And that's it! One of the most beautiful women
on earth (or in space, for that matter), and that's all the screen time she gets! Were the producers crazy enough to think that anything ELSE in this terrible, stupid movie was more deserving of celluloid than
statuesque, sultry, sexy, super-stacked Seven of Nine? ARE THEY INSANE?
Then again, maybe I am being unfair. I fast-forwarded through most of this dog, because I just couldn't take it. One of its most grating annoyances is a goofy soundtrack that goes out of its way
to make viewers say, "Enough! Enough! This is worse than the music in those God-awful Tiny Toons on television!"
In a word: Miss it.
Back Row Grade: F
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