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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
(Reviewed July 24, 2003)
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Talky, stupid, dull. Is Angelina Jolie actually trying to be as lifeless, boring and cold as a videogame character? If so, she sure pulls it off. I didn't believe her for a second, but then again, I didn't believe a
second of anything in this movie. There's no heart to it. You couldn't care less about any of the characters, the action scenes are disastrously directed, and even when a few good CGI creatures pop up near
the end they flit around so fast you never get a good, long look at the things.
Stay home and play with your joystick.
Back Row Grade: F
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