Brother Jake

Sung to the tune of Frere Jacques

Dunking Donuts

Do - o - nuts(2x)

Dunking' dunkin' donuts(2x)

dunk dunk dunk(2x)

as you can see, it's pretty simple. From now on here, I will cut out the (2x) and you will know that each line is repeated two times...

Big Fat Lizard

Eat some more

I threw up my meatballs

barf barf puke

Snowy Weather

in the ditch

I died in my ca - ar

crash crash crash

Smokin' ganja

bowl of buds

tokin' on the reefer

puff puff puff

black ball point pen

writes so fine

so smooth and so silky

flow ink flow

Mental Faucet

leaking though

dripping out the neurons

ooze drop ooze

Big fat fist

in your face

I kicked all your asses

I kicked ass

Nuclear War

atom bomb

drop on nagasaki

evil war

algebra book

equations

solving all the problems

quadratic

emphesyma

smokers lung

full of all that tar

cough cough cough

Thank you, now would you like to go back?