Fifthcoming
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Unfortunately, MacNews was not published this week, due to a P.A. Day at our school. Please feel free to enjoy the space-fillers we have posted on this week's edition of MacNews!
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Due to the release of the Special Edition of the Star Wars Trilogy, we, as mayors of Nowhere, officially declare this to be Star Wars Week.
The One-Armed Men
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The following is a 1913-letter word which is a tryptophan synthetase A protein, an enzyme with 267 amino acids:
methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylala
nylvalylprolylphenylalanylyalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonyll
eucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylproplylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucelalanyla
spartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolyla
lanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylis
oleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl
tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminylalanylala
nylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvaylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartyl
leucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglcyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthr
eonylglycylalanylglutamylaspargainylarginylanylalanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylas
paraginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanyglycylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylis
oleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylbalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhis
tidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllys
ylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine
Nony LaSouris
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The dog was fifthcoming when he jumped. He jumped and jumped and jumped until he jumped some more. He soon quit jumping in mid air as he threw himself at the ground and missed. It was a horrible feat. He missed and went right to the center of the egg. The egg was unhappy and it hatched, revealing an angry piece of wood.
The previous paragraph had no significance to the story so ignore it and read on.
As Biff ran down the carbonated street, a monkey jumped in his path and caused him to step on it. Taking no notice to the monkey, Biff flew south of the border and boy, were his arms tired. He stopped at a gas station to fill up on photogenicstylen for the long trip, and calculated it would take him ten micro-years to get to the far side of the cheese.
This mystical cheese had nothing to do, so it often sat around and refused to lick chocolate. Why it didn't lick chocolate? I don't know. It had something against killing bees, so that may be the reason.
Bees, on the other hand, loved to throw rocks at homes. They would spend all day doing this while playing great games of euchre while watching television. Bees don't go on many dates, and like the fruit, are happy they don't.
Being on time the dog finally found a house to terrorize. The mutant dog went beserk and ate all the dust in the kitchen.
Smutton
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