Welcome to MacNews Online's Special Exam Week edition. This week was hard on all students who had exams (except the grade nines who only suffered from 4 easy exams). This week we will do what we normally do when there is no MacNews published.
And now for something completely different.
Webmaster #1
Run, run, we must flee the garbage dispenser!
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!
What I do now is stuppid.
The End.
Smutton
Good evening ladies and gentlemen
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about
There will be a mother's meeting for fathers only
Held on Thursday Good Friday
Wear your best clothes if you haven't any
Admission free, pay at the door
Take a seat, sit on the floor
It doesn't matter where you sit.
The guy in the gallery is sure to spit.
Kathy Huynh c/o Diana Huynh (no relation)
I understood. They would be gone, just gone. And that was all. But then it happened and I thought I understood better. I learned to live without, to mourn, grieve and remember. I understood heaven. But now, the harder I think, the dumber I get. I try to look past it, out a window or through a door, but it just gets stranger. Darker. Everything flies by, but it still doesn't make sense. I used to understand but now I don't know.
Teer
A wise man once said - "I think therefore I am. Too bad for some people - they don't know that they don't exist yet.
Although this might seem a cruel and neanderthalic thought... Where was I going with this thought? Did this thought even exist? Do I exist? Do you exist? Does Mr. Scott really exist? I hope so or my Law mark just went through the floor.
Even though you might think you exist, is it possible to assume that if you think you exist that you are therefore not thinking about existence at all. Is it not? Just before you assume that you actually do exist, take a moment and ask yourself if existence actually exists. If you conclude that existence doesn't exist, then why are you reading this article in the first place? If you conclude that existence does indeed exist, then you've taken the first step into oblivion. Oblivion in the sense that you have become a person who has decided that existence is everything and therefore everything must exist in an existence oriented universe.
You must then decide if rational thought exists. Of course in deciding this you become ever entrapped in the never ending world of continuous rational thought. If rational thought is part of existence then what do we say about irrational thought? Do we say that it is the underlying motive in all rational thought. If we say this, of course it then means that rational thought (that exists in existence) is derived primarily from irrational thought, which paraphrased could be interpreted as "you can get something from nothing."
Then you must actually decide that in an existence oriented rational universe (with an irrational underlying motive) do you want to read something that only exists if you assume that existence doesn't exist?
Rogue Scholar
Joe was your average shmoe until he died. The End.
Shmoe