H: My body lies over the ocean.
My body lies over the sea.
My body lies over the ocean-
U: Which one?
H: Pacific.
U: Groovy, man, you can go to Hawaii.
H: Cool
Homercles & Uncle Leo
submitted by FREAK
Oh, woe is me
Stuck with my virginity
I lost my lover
I can't stop thinking of her
She went with Steve
Who makes me want to heave
It hurts to think
Of that rotten fink
With my chick
OHHHHH it makes me sick
It all started one day
While on the grass naked we lay
I was getting ready to pounce
With every strength that counts
When up walked that rotten stud
My heart sank with a thud
For I knew as I lay on the cold grass
That all I would get is ants up my [censored]
He approached her gently
Lifted her up
And strode away
While naked I still lay
I'll never forget that day in hell
For united we stood
But divided I fell
I will never land
Until together, again
We walk hand in hand.
To Be Continued....
Stumbleine
ARIES: You are the God of War, you have traits of being forceful, and direct. Also you are the first sign of the Zodiac and "Me First" is the Arian motto! You're being selfish this week.
TAURUS: Expecting something big to happen soon? Your expectations are not going to be let down.
GEMINI: Your far away love interest misses you too. If you have no love, that's too bad.
CANCER: Things are going your way this week. A friend is in need of support You're going to be the centre of attention this week.
LEO: You will go to see the Mr. Bean movie tonight with cool friends. You will look fabulous in your new pink dress at the Oktoberfest skating competition.
VIRGO: Love is coming. That's it.
LIBRA: You've become an idealistic friend, and have gained many more friends this year. The future is bright, as well as your personality.
SCORPIO: Being intensely passionate and sometimes over emotional, your love will become annoyed.
SAGITTARIUS: You enjoy freedom; independence is vital. Your new romance is looking good.
CAPRICORN: Being depressed will only bring the people around you down. Keep in contact with people and you'll be fine.
AQUARIUS: You've hurt a friend, so you'd better apologize. You're unique and revel in anything that is 'different'. You may attract some unexpected attention this week.
PISCES: If your head is in the clouds, then you may miss important information that is coming this week.
Horoscopes provided by SHORTY
The hallway conditions at Mac must seem like utopia compared to the washroom conditions here. I realize our province is facing tough economic times, but is toilet paper too much to ask for? Only one of the six stalls in the girl's main washroom downstairs has toilet paper, and I can't remember the last time any washroom in our school was equipped with paper towels or soap.
If students just followed the popular saying and treated others as they wished to be treated, the conditions in our school washrooms might be a lot better. For one thing, girls don't seem to flush the toilet after they're done using it. If they do it at home all the time, why can't they do it at school? It simply takes about three seconds and it makes the next person using that particular stall a lot happier. Also, what's the deal with girls kissing the washroom mirror? It's hard enough to see yourself in the distorted "fun-house" mirror that they provide, and lip prints of various shades of Revlon and Max Factor don't exactly add to the clarity.
Well there you have it, some pet-peeves and suggestions to making life at Mac more pleasurable. Follow the rules, take care of yourself, and enjoy the year...God knows it's going to be a long one.
D.R.
H: Geee, computer tests really suck, don't they?
U: Quite. They are the most redundant, lack of skill test in the entire education system. The teachers are good, but the curriculum stinks.
H: First of all, all they test is syntax. Who gives a damn about syntax? In the real world, most of the programming is done on paper developing algorithms.
U: Exactly. Compilers should pick up your out of range constants, missing semi'colons, etc. It should not be the priority of the programmer to pick up on these minute, finnicky details.
H: Now that's an understatement.
U: Y'know what else really bytes the dust about comp. sci. tests? Those silly programs you have to analyze where they keep switching the variables on you and the variables are named: a1,a,aa,etc. all in an effort to confuse you. Outside of the classroom, you will never run into such confusing code - when I write programs I name the variables so that they make sense.
H: And yet, when you write programs to hand in, they have to be so thoroughly documented you have more comments than code.
U:
Program What_a_Tedious_Class;
uses no_brains;
begin
while (teacher='talking') and (class='slow') do
sleep;
repeat
write(silly_programs);
until bell_rings = true;
end.
H: Tee, hee.Homercles & Uncle Leo
We know that the Black Hole is deep in space and acts like a huge vacuum sucking in everything close by. So, what is beyond the Black Hole? Where does all the stuff go? Here are some possible answers my friends and I thought of:
Guinness Gal
Como sta? - 'How are you?' in Italian
(Comment) ça va? - 'How are you?' in French
¿Cómo estas? or ¿Cómo esta Usted? - 'How are you?' in Spanish
GreenEggsAndHam
Religion should be demolished to improve the state of mankind.
Jamieson Murray