So the other day I was flipping through the channels and I stopped when I saw a beautiful face. The face was that of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Little did I know that I was going to see something else she had which I thought was very beautiful.
I recognized Jennifer Love Hewitt from the show Party of Five. This was the first time I had ever come upon this new show featuring Ms. Love Hewitt. All of the sudden Jennifer ended up in the same room with this one guy. The guy told her "undress for me." So Jennifer proceeded to remove her top and then her bra. Personally, I was in a state of shock. It was a good state of shock, but nonetheless, a state of shock. Now of course, her breasts were not completely revealed, but it left little to the imagination.
This show has only gone through a couple episodes, and already we've seen Jennifer's breasts. I am not saying there is anything wrong with that for me personally, but some people may take offense to that. There is one thing that is undeniable, the more that this new show reveals Jennifer's breasts, the more viewers (especially guys) this show will get. In the mean time I would just like to say I have no problem with television shows showing female breasts. Especially when that female is Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Kidz
My friends are idiots. No matter where they are, or what they're doing, they're idiots. Whether discussing important issues (actually, venting sexual frustration) in the cafe, or working on a project (and venting sexual frustration) in the library, everything they do bears the noticeable twinge of idiocy. Sitting in class, they never cease to amaze me with their unfathomable reserves of idiotic remarks. Walking to the bus stop, they blurt out senseless things only an idiot would. Even E-mails and phone conversations are ripe with idiocy day in and day out! It's a daily theme. Some tight-asses get offended when I use the word "idiot" to describe people I know (amongst other words...), but then, they probably couldn't sit through an episode of Pokemon without getting a hernia. No, these folks aren't idiots, they're just stupid. My friends? They're idiots. I love 'em too. 'Cause they're just like me.
yokirrotacobell
Aquarius Tomorrow's journey of a thousand miles, will begin wiht a tank full of gas.
Pisces Being supersticious is bad luck.
Aries Two weeks from tomorrow will be a good day.
Taurus Today, you will wake up, go too school, do a bunch of stuff, go home, do a bunch of stuff, and then go to sleep.
Gemini You're not important enough to have your future predicted.
Cancer Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Leo Drive offensively. Buy a tank.
Virgo Just buy a tank, damn it!
Libra I ran out of ideas!
Scorpio Today you shall meet Leonardo. Not the actor and not the artist, but the Ninja Turtle.
Sagittarius You did not go to Evil medical school to be called Mr. Evil.
Capricorn Tomorrow you shall loose your virginity. . . to your hand.
Crazy Canuck
My mediaevil peasant themed rally against The Backstreet Boys didn't go through yesterday. While we did get the raggedy 15th century clothes, rotten produce and torches, no one had a car and we felt that we looked too stupid to take the bus.
On a happier note Pokemon: The First Movie was released on Wednesday to herds of rabid children across North America. While your's truly doesn't feel Pokemon is worthy of no. 90 on The Most Influentional Entertainment Forces he is a HUGE Pokemaniac. Who's Nookie Monster's favorite Pokemon? Psyduck of course! His glazed over look is so cute while his general stupidity results in laughs galore.
While the movie The Insider has been given rave reviews by critics and audience alikes I still refuse to watch it due to the piss-poor quality of its trailer. This sub-par preview just shows Russel Crowe looking haggard, Al Pacino yelling (like I haven't seen that before) and this damn clock that keeps ticking. Biggest health scandal in American history? Like I care! Give me Edward Norton beating the crap out Brad Pitt anyday.
The Official Top Ten Sucks List
10. Brad Pitt
9. Eifel 65
8. N'Sync
7. The Insider
6. Ally McBeal
5. The horror movie rush
4. Declining no. of breasts on TV
3. Serial Joe
2. Mambo #5
1. Backstreet Boys
Nookie Monster
When grace moves beyound the average feeling, beyound the average love, what is beauty? What is sight? What is hearing? What is life? Man states you are beauty, you are sight and you are hearing. As for life, you are my heart which is my life forever. You are my heart, with no discretion; you are my eyes when I must see, my love when I must hate. You are my courage when I smell fear. You are my soul eternally, for it will live forever. With you, for you.
Doug Brown
Caution: If you are an adult figure then this is an absolutely wonderful article to read, but remember to keep an open mind.
As a member of the student body, an adolescent, and a specimen of the human race, I would like to express my utmost and sincerest apologies to adults everywhere for teenagers. Yes, teenagers. People tat are basically starting off in life without experience. Going forward with eyess closed. We have absolutely no direction of where we are going. So thank you so kindly for guiding us, dear parents. Thank you for telling us when to be home, when to eat, when to drink, when to play, when to breathe. Ahem, well I would like to remind you that you have absolutely no idea whatsoever what it's like to be a teenager in the 90s. You give the "When I was your age" bullshit and stereotype us to death. Still do you really know what it's like? The pressures, stresses, limits and captivation periods. All your problems were was whether Bobby or Lucy liked you and if Dad would let you borrow the car. You sure as hell didn't have the damned homework boloney ( yes I said boloney) that we have to put up with. Little do you know that half the time our heads are about to explode. So what I'm trying to say is: "Adults, ya' can't live with 'em and well ya' can't live with 'em."
Well I've filled my mouth with this one and I'm sure the letters will roll in.
The one and only Surly
Before I begin, I'd like to say that I know that the spreading of rumours about individuals or groups is a very cruel and unethical thing to do (not to mention that it's against the school's harassment policy). However, rumours that are completely fabricated and false, and presented as just that, tend to be quite humourous (or so I hope for the sake of this article). So now, without further ado, I present to you a list of COMPLETELY FICTIONAL AND TOTALLY UNTRUE list of so-called "news stories and rumours from the dark underground of Sir John A. Macdonald C.I.
(Undercover) Rick, Stoopid Ed.
Things that I think are sweet:
Yesterday, on November 11th of 1999, we remembered the soldiers that fought in wars, and those that died in wars. This was the last Remembrance Day of the 1900s. Seeing as how Remembrance Day takes place because of a great war that was fought in the early part of the 1900s, this one was very important.
The wars that have been fought in the past are remembered on Remembrance Day so that we can learn from the past and will not be doomed to repeat it. With the 1900s coming to a close, we need to make sure that future generations remember the soldiers that fought and died in wars.
I was happy that our school has begun to commemorate this day with an assembly instead of having a short announcement on the PA. Unfortunately, I did not like how the students were divided into two separate assemblies. I grew up being taught that the wreath was to be laid down at 11 AM. By organising the assembly into two parts, at least one was guaranteed not to have the wreath laid at eleven o'clock, and in the end, neither had the wreath laid at eleven o'clock. I felt that the assembly lost something by missing this tradition. I did enjoy the assembly, and I thank all those who put their time and effort into it.
Smutton
Old faithful clock in portable one was revived yesterday. However after a brief period if functioning, it passed away again. It is now permanently stuck at 6:10 (AM or PM). Stay tuned for further details.
Barney the Dinosaur was seen fleeing through the sunshine hall, pursued by an angry mob of Sesame Street fans. According to police reports: "This is the latest incident of outbreak of violence against fluffy, purple, singing, lovable dinosaurs. We are expecting the matters to get worse before they get better."
The Backstreet Boys were seen rehearsing for the fashion show, while singing Grease Lightning. Oops, we are just kidding. Our apologies to the fans of Backstreet Boys, fashion models, and 70s musicals.
What the authorities don't want you to know is that none of these occrences are real, all parties involved are figments of our delusional imagination.
AK-47 and Crazy Canuck
What assembly in the whole school year expects no applause, and no individual recognition? An assembly that is conducted modestly, with absolute serenity? The answer would be the half hour assembly the student body attended yesterday morning: Remembrance Day.
A moment of silence is hardly experienced any other time throughout the school year. Yet over 1600 students stood together in reverence and respect for a minute where we remember. We remember what we say in Saving Private Ryan and Thin Red Line, but this time it was real.
They were teenagers, our age, having to quit school, having to leave the comfort they had known, having to pick up guns that were foreign to them. If we were to become engaged in a war, would you enlist? Would you fight? Would you give up your life? Would you be willing to die amongst a stench of death and hatred?
Remember those who made that choice. Remember and be thankful. It could have been you, but it wasn't. You have a life worth living, granted by grace from God, care of parents, maturity of society, rights and privileges, love of friends. . .
The assembly was great, but it's the reason for the assembly that is better. Remember.
Love_Lee
"Sometimes I just can't help but cry,
When I think of what we've become.
Like a soldier lost in the night,
Forgetting all where he has come from.
But the mud will soon become dry,
And the sun will rist again,
And the shadows in our eyes,
Will fade away down to lower plains."
- from Eileen's Song by Burlap and Cashmere
"Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid."
- Jesus (John 14:27)
Let us remember all who died and all who live. May we continue to fight the good fight.
Peculiar Display
"So, are you like, new to raves?" asked this girl that I had just met. She was wearing these big, bright yellow pants, with colourful beads on her neck.
"Ummm . . . yeah. This is my first rave," I said, or rather shouted because the music was pumped up.
"Oh. That's cool. You'll like it," the girl replied back. Then she danced her way through an enormous crowd of people dancing and just having plain fun.
My friend who has been to many raves asked if I wanted to come. I said sure, I mean, I've heard that raves were supposed to be wile. Well, it was. It was one big, and do I mean big party! Everybody was dancing and having fun.
The music was loud, but everybody danced to the beat and jumped up and down. It was dark, but the glow sticks that people were dancing with, filled the room with bright orange, yellow and blue light. I was dancing all night, from 9 at night to 5 in the early morning, the next day. I was tired yet I still danced until my friend said we had to go.
That was the best night ever. I mean, I met new people that were nice, and they never judged you. And they were not on drugs. I don't understand why people are saying that raves are just drug parties. They're not. They're a fun and safe place, where everybody is kind to everyone else. There were people who took drugs at the rave, but you can't expect people to not do anything bad in such a huge crowd. That's just life, I mean, 90s life.
blue and orange