The Top 5 Reddest People on Earth
5. Joseph Stalin
Stalin was the dictator of Red Russia. He was characterized by
his high propensity of anger, rage, and sadism, all qualities
personified by the color Red. His first son was in the Red
army.
4. Pete Rose
Pete played 24 consecutive seasons for the Cinncinati Reds and
managed them after that. I would say that makes him pretty Red.
This Hall of Famer had most of his amazing carrer overlooked because
of the famous mistake he made as a manager. Oh, well, Pete.
3. Karl Marx
Karl was an economist and philosopher from the 19th century.
Much of his wrtting was responsible for the theories of Socialism
and Communism. Communism is generally regarded as Red,
spwanning the political system for such countries as Red Russia,
Red China, and Red Cuba. Marx was also responsible
in part for the Red Scare of the 1950's.
2. Esau (Edom)
Easu was the Biblical older son of Issac and grandson of Abraham.
He was Isreal's twin brother. When he was born, he came out completely Red.
While Easu means hairy, he was also named Edom, which means Red.
He sold his birthright to his brother for some Red stew, and all of his descendents
are called Edomites (keep in mind Edom means Red).
1. Jason Renfro
aka Jason Redfro, Renfro is the Reddest Bastard to ever walk the face of the earth.
He has Red hair, his skin is Red, he wears Red, and he most of all
he is Red. He is quaintly known as the Red Rocket. His favorite clothing line is
26 Red. Whenever he is the sun, he never tans, he justs get more Red.
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