"A cup of strong coffee usually does it in the umph department for me, but the caffeine just doesn't seem to be helping my love life any. Go figure."
"If it did," says Doris, "we'd see a whole new line of advertising for Folger's Crystals."
"Okay," you say. "Let's say I've figured out the meaning of life
or at least what I want out of my love life. So what's the next step?"
