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In order to facilitate the rapid progress towards enlightenment:
Every morning one should beat one's self with a live chicken until the chicken is dead. How does this procedure work? Due to one's compassion towards all living creatures, one will try to spare this hapless creature unnecessary suffering. The only humane solution is to become enlightened.
It is expected that puja (propitiatory rituals) will be conducted for the rebirth of the chicken and thats its memory will be honoured by turning it into boullion.
It is not recommended to use either frozen chicken or tinned chicken products as a watered down version of this procedure is unsuitable.
This method has proven particularly suitable for vegetarians and animal lovers.
This Tantric Chicken Rapid Way is presented here for the first time. May all Beings find peace. May all chickens remain unharmed.
Other flying creatures may be substituted if the chicken is unavailable.
Go to: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Enlightenment
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