Its a good thing God has a sense of humor!
God does have a sense of humor...
Right?

A big storm approaches. The weatherman urges everyone to get out of town. The priest says "I won't worry, God will save me". The morning of the storm, the police go through the neighborhood with a sound truck telling everyone to evacuate. The priest says "I won't worry, God will save me". The storm drains back up and there is an inch of water standing in the street. A fire truck comes by to pick up the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises another foot. A national guard truck comes by to rescue the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises some more. The priest is forced up to his roof. A boat comes by to rescue the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises higher. The priest is forced up to the very top of his roof. A helicopter comes to rescue the priest. He shouts up at them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises above his house, and the priest drowns. When he gets up to heaven he says to God "I've been your faithful servant ever since I was born! Why didn't you save me?" God replies "First I sent you a fire truck, then the national guard, then a boat, and then a helicopter. What more do you want from me!!??"

• 1. God had only one major publication.
• 2. It was in Hebrew.
• 3. It had no references.
• 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
• 5. Some even doubt that God wrote it.
• 6. It may be true that God created the world, but what has the Creator done since then?
• 7. God's cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating God's results.
• 9. God never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
• 10. When one experiment went awry God tried to cover it by drowning the subjects.
• 11. God rarely came to class and just told students to read the book.
• 12. Some say God's son had teach the class instead.
• 13. God expelled the first two students for learning.
• 14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of God's students failed the tests.
• 15. God's office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
• 16. No record of working well with colleagues.

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