OXYMORONS
| Act naturally |
Advanced BASIC |
Airline food |
Almost exactly |
Alone together |
Black light |
Bricked-up window |
British fashion |
Business ethics |
Butt head |
| Childproof |
Civil war |
Clearly misunderstood |
Computer jock |
Computer security |
Criminal justice |
Crisis management |
Death benefits |
Definite maybe |
Diet ice cream |
Divorce court |
Down escalator |
Dry wine |
| Elementary calculus |
Ethical government |
Exact estimate |
Extra time |
Fast idle |
Found missing |
Freezer burn |
Fresh frozen |
Fresh frozen |
Genuine imitation |
Good grief |
Gourmet pizza |
Government organization |
Great depression |
Guest host |
God Hates... |
Half full |
Hard pillow |
Hopelessly optimistic |
Hospital food |
Industrial park |
Invisible ink |
Irate patient |
Jumbo Shrimp |
Junk food |
Lean pork |
Legally drunk |
Little giant |
Living dead |
Mandatory option |
Microsoft Works |
Mild abrasive |
Military intelligence |
Minor disaster |
New classic |
Non-stop flight |
Now, then . . . |
Old news |
Original copy |
Partially completed |
Passive aggression |
Peace force |
Peacekeeper missile |
Plastic glasses |
Political science |
Pretty ugly |
Rap music |
Resident alien |
Restless sleep |
Rock music |
Rubber bone |
Safe sex |
Same difference |
Sanitary landfill |
Scheduled play |
Silent scream |
Small crowd |
Soft rock |
Software documentation |
Standard deviation |
Sure bet |
Sweet sorrow |
Synthetic natural gas |
Taped live |
Temporary tax increase |
Terribly pleased |
Tight slacks |
Turbo Diesel |
Twelve-ounce pound cake |
Unacceptable solution |
Work party |
Working vacation |
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