porn @ work

Billy in DIS was let go
the other day
because he got caught
looking at porn
at work.

he was caught
when he printed
out some of the pictures
to the network printer
and accidentally left
them there.

someone else found them
and IT was able
to trace them back
to Billy, who
was reprimanded for
similar behavior about
8 months ago.

his wife called this
morning to find out
why he was
fired since he apparently
won't tell
her the reason,
but we legally weren't
allowed to tell her
either.

she wasn't
too happy with us
or with Billy.

i hope he saved
some of those
pictures he printed out,
because i have
a feeling she's going to
see to it that
he'll be needing them.

-published in Nerve Cowboy #12