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Time is the wisest counselor. Pericles
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The swift hour flies on double wings. Seneca
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The happier the time, the quicker it passes. - Pliny the
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The wisest are the most annoyed at the loss of time. Dante
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prof·fer transitive verb. 1. To offer for acceptance; tender. Synonym
offer. --prof·fer noun The act of proffering; an
offer. [Middle English profren, from Old French poroffrir, profrir : por-,
forth (from Latin pr˝-˝-) + offrir, to offer (from Latin offerre).]
Hotspur You say true.
Why, what a candy deal of courtesy
This fawning greyhound then did proffer me!
"Look when his infant fortune came to age",
And "gentle Harry Percy", and "kind cousin".
O, the devil take such cozeners! God forgive me!
Good uncle, tell your tale; I have done.
Henry the Fourth, part 1.
William Shakespeare
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
Today's' fact about Time and its measurement, a time quotation and a New Year Inspiration.
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Today, finding a man wearing an earring is not unusual. It is a matter of style. Why did pirates wear earrings? It certainly dies not appear that they were interested in style. It appears as though they were worn for health and well-being. There are pressure points just above the earlobe. These pressure points, according to acupuncturists, help to improve eyesight, reduce appetite, and boost energy levels. These qualities were important to a pirate on the high seas. Many of these earrings also had waxy lumps dangling from the bottom of the earrings. These were also helpful to the pirate. During exchanges of noisy cannon fire, the wax was used to plug the ears of the pirate. Source: The Unbelievable Truth Jeff Rovin |
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Below are instructions for life sent to me from Kasha Linka. This is not a joke, but 45 rules that will keep a smile on your face for the coming year. INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE Fond Memories Submitted by
Blair: From Stitches.net A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." From TIME TO SMILE A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is crying and her brother says, "Now she knows." From TIME TO SMILE The Prognosis From Stitches.net This is a good Pun — but it's just a little late! Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job! TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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