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Time destroys the speculations of man, but it confirms the judgment of nature. Cicero
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Dost thou love life, then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. Franklin
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As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every minute of time. Mason
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Mme Swetchine
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Time is a great ocean, which like the other ocean, overflows with our remains. Lamartine
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de·cry transitive verb . 1.
To condemn openly. 2. To
depreciate (currency, for example) by official proclamation or by rumor
But the uncompromising Evangelical did not even now hold that he would have been justified
in giving his son, an unbeliever, the same academic advantages that he had given to the
two others when it was possible, if not probable, that those very advantages might have
been used to decry the doctrines which he
had made it his life's mission and desire to propagate, and the mission of his ordained
sons likewise.
TESS OF THE D'URBERVILLES
Thomas Hardy
Today's' fact about Time and its measurement, a time quotation and a New Year Inspiration.
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One of the world's biggest and most populous nations is also by far the most fragmented. Indonesia has nearly 16-thousand islands. This makes Indonesia, the nation with the most islands in the world. Indonesians speak more than 200 languages, but most know Malay and some Dutch. The Bahamas are closer to Miami than Georgia is to Miami. The Bahamian island chain is huge, though, and stretches a thousand miles toward the Caribbean. Bermuda, by contrast, is basically one island, nowhere near the Caribbean, far out in the Atlanic. Bermuda is closer to New York than to Miami UPI
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There once was a rich man who was dying. While
on his death bed, he tried to negotiate with God to have God allow him to bring his
earthly treasures with him to heaven. Thanks LEE for this SMILE Two ladies met on the street and were updating each other on the latest news. The one lady said "Did you hear that I got a labrador puppy for my husband?" To which the other lady replied, "Oh, GOOD TRADE!!!" A man goes to see a lawyer. "How much do you charge?" he asks. "A flat fee of 500 dollars," he replies. So the man asks, "And what do I get for 500 dollars?", and the lawyer says "Three questions. Now what is your third question?" There were once two skunks, who were brothers, and there names were In and Out. One day In and Out were in the house and their Mother told them to go out and play. So In and Out went out and In and Out were out for a while and finally out came in and In stayed out. So the Mother told Out to go out and find In and bring In in. So Out went out to look for In and Out was out for a while. Finally Out found In out hiding behind a bush. So Out brought In in and the Mother asked Out where he found In and Out said In was out hiding behind a bush and she said, "If In was out hiding behind a bush how were you able to find him?" and Out said, "Instinct". From: Jokes you can tell on the radio contests, "mailto:info@www.radio.cbc.ca" GOOD WORK Two extra work crews were hired by the local power company to help replace some hydro poles that had been knocked over in a recent storm. At the end of the day the boss asks the first crew "How many poles did you put in?" The lead hand replied that they had installed twelve poles. "Not bad" says the boss. He then asks the second crew how many poles they had been able to install. The lead hand of the second crew proudly announces "Three poles Sir." "What!!??" exclaims the boss "The other crew did twelve...how could you guys only manage three?" The second crew leader replied "Yeah they did twelve, but look at how much they left sticking out of the ground!" A Pastor was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing
when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little
lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked.
"Why do you dress funny?"
POOR OLD GEORGE 95-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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Answer to the QUIZ: Dick and Bob bought a dog!
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