The Blizzard is HERE. Quotations, facts and words will all pertain to snow over the next week or so!
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. Mark Twain |
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![]() Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me. Anne Morrow Lindbergh |
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![]() If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. Anne Bradstreet
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![]() Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it. Jack Handley |
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![]() Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. Victor Hugo
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wind - row noun
1. A row, as of leaves or snow, heaped up by the wind. 2. A long row of cut hay
or grain left to dry in a field before being bundled. To shape or arrange into a windrow.
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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The Blizzard (two weeks of Daily Miscellany SNOW
facts) Snowflakes 11 - Storm of the Century
... Tomorrow the 'final' Snow for this year ...a few leftovers Sources Include: The Handy Weather Answer Book - Walter A. Lyons -Visible Ink Press |
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As
the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.
From - Kasha Linka A woman was at work when she received a phone
call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the
pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter. When returning to her car she found that
she had locked her keys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home to her sick
daughter, she didn't know what to do, so she called From - Kasha Linka A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night,
covered in fresh blood and perched himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
My geometry tutor told me "A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided
ones are called pentagons." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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