At Sunday School they were teaching
how God created everything, including human beings. Art, a child in the Kindergarten
class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of
Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill,
and asked him what was the matter.
He responded, "I have a pain
in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
- April 15th is the only day when blanks can kill.
- Birth-control pills are deductible, but only if they don't work.
- The ideal situation, of course, is for the government to live within its means and
without yours.
David A. Rinke II
Perfect for the Job
Recently, I heard about a project to turn the big
guns from obsolete battleships into some sort of conduit for a cyclotron-like device. This
required someone of a smallish stature to run cables through the old gun barrels. When one
of the cable-runners threatened to quit, his boss pleaded with him to stay, as they were
unlikely to find another worker of his caliber..
A Hindu Priest, a Rabbi and a Lawyer were all
traveling together and came upon an Inn with only two available rooms. The Innkeeper said
that one of them must volunteer to sleep in the barn. The Hindu volunteered but two
minutes later there was a knock at the door. The Hindu Priest said "I can not sleep
in the barn because there is a cow there." The Rabbi then volunteered to sleep in the
barn. Two minutes later there was another knock at the door. The Rabbi returned saying
"I can not sleep in the barn because there is a pig in there." The lawyer then
volunteered to sleep in the barn. Two minutes later there was a knock at the door. It was
the cow and the pig.
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