Happy the man, and happy he alone, Horace |
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is essentially a state of going somewhere wholeheartedly, William H. Sheldon |
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![]() Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. Nathaniel Hawthorne |
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![]() The more refined one is, the more unhappy. Anton Chekhov. |
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![]() Do not worry; eat three square meals a day; say your prayers; be courteous to your creditors; keep your digestion good; exercise; go slow and easy. Maybe there are other things your special case requires to make you happy, but my friend, these I reckon will give you a good lift.
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Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment; trust in money and you may have it taken from you; but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in time or eternity.
- D.L. Moody
in·ca·les·cent adjective Growing
hotter or more ardent.
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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Why is north at the top of the map? Actually, the Ancient Greeks and
Romans put East at the top of their maps. This was done because it was the direction of
the rising sun. The early Christians and the Moslem nations followed suit also placing
East at the top of their maps. East was selected because it was the location of the Garden
of Eden. The east therefore deserved a position of honor. The altars in the churches were
also placed on the eastern side of the church to give them a position of honor. |
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cheerful heart is good medicine, |
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES VERY PUnny One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,"Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger." The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?" The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, "I want this color sonny." To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?" "No son, I want this color." "But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale. By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about. The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!" Did you hear about the midget clairvoyant burglar that escaped from jail? The headlines in the newspaper read "Small Medium at Large" A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says " Why? I'm a fun guy" "The Department of Education says 40 million Americans cannot read or count. It's astounding. And if you don't believe it, just take a look at the person directly in front of you in the express checkout line." From Zondervan - A Time To Smile us?" THE MUST READ BOOK LIST
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