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There was never a good war or a bad peace.
Benjamin Franklin
un·e·quiv·o·cal
adjective. Admitting of no doubt or misunderstanding; clear
and unambiguous: an unequivocal success.
Buck stared as CNN broadcaster Rosenzweig's excitement and unequivocal
endorsement of Carpathia.
Left Behind
Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
May is frog Month on the Daily Miscellany - I hope you enjoy these facts about amphibians. God is a marvelous architect and his sense of humor and creativity is expressed in these interesting creations.
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Salamanders and Newts 2 Salamanders look like lizards, but completely lack scales. Nearly all salamanders have four limbs, a few species have only front limbs. Their tail is laterally compressed and often crested in aquatic species. Salamanders continue to grow throughout their lifetime. Because of this constant growth their superficial outer layer of skin is periodically shed. Some species shed their skin weekly. Some shed their skin in one piece, others in fragments. Most all salamanders will quickly devour their sloughed skin. The skin of the salamander contains three types of glands: mucous, granular and mixed. The mucous glands produce a homogenous secretion that is frothy, neutral or alkaline, and sticky. On land its function is to protect the skin from drying out, permitting respiratory exchanges which could not occur through a dry surface. In water, it helps maintain the body's internal osmotic pressure and at the same time acts as a lubricant in swimming. The granular glands produce a secretion containing various types of poisons (remember the skin of all amphibians contain poison glands) and often giving off specific odors. The mixed glands produce both mucus and granular secretions. Salamanders have no salivary glands. Those that are totally aquatic have simple tongue that is nothing more than a fleshy fold on the floor of the mouth that has no muscles. All other salamanders have a mobile well-developed tongue that is used to procure food when hunting on land. Most salamanders are active only at dusk and at night. All are carnivorous and usually feed on small invertebrates such as insects, spiders, crustaceans, mollusks, and worms. The larger species also ![]() Salamanders and Newts 3 Not all salamanders have lungs. Some are completely without lungs and respiratory exchanges occur only through the skin and mucous membranes of the mouth and throat. Respirations through the skin plays an important role even in salamander species that do have lungs. Some salamanders never loose their gills. These aquatic species can breathe either through their skin or through external gills which stick out in bright red tufts on the sides of the head. The gills are red due to the rich supply of blood. The heart of the salamander is a single ventricle where the arterial and ventricle blood partially mix. The left and right auricles are distinct in the salamanders with lungs and partially separated in the lungless salamanders. The red blood cells of the salamanders are very large. The red blood cells of the eel-like amphiumas of the southeastern United States is the largest red blood cell found in any vertebrate animals. |
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES PASTOR SEARCH
COMMITTEE REPORT In our search for a suitable pastor, the following scratch sheet was
developed for your perusal. Of the candidates investigated by the committee, only one was
found to have the necessary qualities. The list contains the names of the candidates and
comments on each, should you be interested in investigating them further for future
pastoral placements. From: David Parish dparish@tbci.org via Bill's Punch Line Tactful A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people
hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the
choir. The choir director became desperate and went to the pastor. "You've got
to get that man out of the choir," he said. "If you don't, I'm going to
resign. The choir members are going to quit too. Please do something." Tough Choice An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer
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