Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a
dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Snoopy - Charles Shultz
The word which God has written on the brow of every man is Hope.
Victor Hugo
Within us we have a hope which always walks in front of our present narrow experience; it
is the undying faith in the infinite us.
Rabindranath Tagore
Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have.
Unknown
Hope is nature's veil for hiding truth's nakedness.
Alfred Bernhard Nobel
Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not
the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that
are obviously heading for .success, but rather an ability to work for something because it
is good.
Vaclav Havel
A true Christian should have but one fear -- lest he should not hope enough.
Walter Elliot
per·func·to·ry adjective. 1. Done routinely and
with little interest or care 2. Acting with indifference; showing little interest or care.
What were the people in the big world like? His knowledge was so very limited. There had
been people at the Home, who exchanged a stilted, perfunctory
kindness for their salaries. The visitors who called on receiving days he had divided into
three classes: the psalm-singing kind, who came with a tear in the eye and hypocrisy in
every feature of their faces; the kind who dressed in silks and jewels, and handed to
those poor little mother-hungry souls worn toys that their children no longer cared for,
in exactly the same spirit in which they pitched biscuits to the monkeys at the zoo, and
for the same reason--to see how they would take them and be amused by what they would do;
and the third class, whom he considered real people.
Freckles.
Gene Stratton-Portert
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
May is frog Month on the Daily
Miscellany - I hope you enjoy these facts about amphibians. God is a marvelous architect
and his sense of humor and creativity is expressed in these interesting creations.
This week a special treat is available for you here on the Daily Miscellany:
First I want to introduce you to a very special site to visit. If you use OE5 as your
E-mail program you are probably familiar with 'stationery' as a fun way to send email
messages. It is a good way to brighten one's day, and celebrate special occasions. One of
the best places to find OE (Outlook Express) stationery is Stationery Heaven. I hope you will visit
their site today.
The next treat is an e-mail OE5 stationery from Stationery Heaven. It is entitled Frog Singing, it is an animated no-scrolling
stationary with sound file. You'll enjoy it. You can download it from here on the DM. Just
remember to unzip it to: C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\Stationery
Stationery: Frog Singing
Find more great stationery at: Stationery
Heaven.
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life
was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she
saved, and she scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on her ocean
cruise. She booked passage on a cruise liner - first class all the way... The cruise
started off in a grandiose scale, dancing and parties every night. But Penny was a
cautious girl, so she never drank, but just danced the night away.
There was a tribe in Africa which was very fierce and warring...they would
battle all the tribes in the area, and they always won. As a victory trophy, they would
take the throne of the chief of the defeated tribe and carry it home, chanting victory
chants and singing the whole way. When they got home, they would put the throne in the
attic of the grass hut. This went on for quite some time, and soon the throne collection
grew, adding to the prestige of the tribe. Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go? The new pastor was nervous about his giving his first sermon and talked in a soft voice. A parishioner yelled from the back of the church, "We can't hear you from here. Can you speak up?" The pastor tried but still talked in a soft voice. The parishioner yelled again, "We still can't hear you." The pastor tried again but couldn't muster a voice loud enough for the back to hear. So the parishioner yelled again. Finally a parishioner up front turned around and said, "What are you yelling about? You ought to just sit down and be thankful. Otherwise I will change places with you." Said the judge, "I have decided to give you a suspended sentence." The defendant cried, "Thank you, Your Honor." "Don't thank me. I'm sentencing you to be hanged." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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