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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

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Calvinists would believe the game is fixed.

Lutherans would believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper.

Quakers won't swing.

Unitarians can catch anything.

Amish would walk a lot.

Pagans would sacrifice.

Jehovah's Witnesses would be thrown out often.

Televangelists would get caught stealing.

Episcopalians would pass the plate.

Evangelicals would make the pitch.

Fundamentalists would balk.

Mormons would stay in left field.

Dunkers are down by three.

Adventists would have a seventhinning stretch.

Atheists would refuse to have an Umpire.

Baptists would like to play hardball best.

Premillenialists expect the game to be called on account of darkness.

Catholics would stop the game to confess every error.

Buddhists would blame it on bad karma.


 


 

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. "

- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

 


 


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