"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let
alone."
~ Henry David Thoreau ~
Learn to be pleased with everything; with wealth, so far as it makes us beneficial to
others; with poverty, for not having much to care for; and with obscurity, for being
unenvied.
~ Plutarch ~
"There is no wealth but life."
~ John Ruskin ~
"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your
money."
~ Unknown ~
per·fid·i·ous adjective Of, relating to, or marked by perfidy;
treacherous. Synonym faithless.
Since the incident with the baby, he's gotten even more militant, interrogates Arab
patients before he agrees to work on them, has them recite this pledge that they support
the state and think Yasser Arafat's a perfidious
dog.
The Butcher's Theater
Jonathan Kellerman
Bertram What of him?
He's quoted for a most perfidious slave,
With all the spots o'th' world taxed and debauched,
Whose nature sickens but to speak a truth.
Am I or that or this for what he'll utter,
That will speak anything?
All's Well that Ends Well
By William Shakespeare
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
For the Birds
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government
can do to help the church?" A cannibal ate a priest and got very sick. Upon visiting the witch doctor,
and telling of his symptoms, the witch doctor asked how he cooked the priest. As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called
out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
"Sixteen!" replied the little boy. His cousin laughed and asked how he knew this. "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up! 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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