"Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain; the former vexes you for a time; the
latter will bring you lasting remorse."
~ Chilo ~
"The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth
that it prevents you from achieving."
~ Russell Green ~
"Poor is the man who does not know his own intrinsic worth and tends to measure
everything by relative value. A man of financial wealth who values himself by his
financial net worth is poorer than a poor man who values himself by his intrinsic self
worth."
~ Sidney Madwed ~
"Much learning shows how little mortals know; much wealth, how little worldings
enjoy."
~ Edward Young ~
quaff verb.
quaffed, quaff·ing, quaffs. 1. To drink (a beverage) heartily: quaffed the ale with
gusto. --intr. 1. To drink a liquid heartily: quaffed from the spring. --quaff n. A hearty
draft of liquid. [Origin unknown.]
It stood embosom'd in a happy valley,
Crown'd by high woodlands, where the Druid oak
Stood like Caractacus in act to rally
His host, with broad arms 'gainst the thunderstroke;
And from beneath his boughs were seen to sally
The dappled foresters- as day awoke,
The branching stag swept down with all his herd,
To quaff a brook which murmur'd like a bird.
DON JUAN
by George Byron
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
For the Birds
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
Source: Dr. Charley King We spend the first six years teaching our children to walk and talk, and the next 15 telling them to be quiet and sit down. Dear Abbey A man noticed a young lady edging her car back and forth in a tight parking space. Being a helpful fellow, he stopped to help her. He signaled how she should turn the wheel and when to go forward and when to go back. After a few minutes, under his expert directing, the car was nestled tightly against the curb. "There you are," he said. "Snug as a bug in a rug."
TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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