Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."
~ James Thurber ~
"Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous."
~ Sir Thomas Browne ~
"The life of money-making is one undertaken under compulsion, and wealth is evidently
not the good we are seeking, for it is merely useful for the sake of something else."
~ Aristotle ~
"If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he
employs it."
~ Socrates ~
hir·sute adjective 1. Covered with hair; hairy. 2.
Botany. Covered with stiff or coarse hairs.
Schomberg, the keeper of the hotel where he boarded, a hirsute
Alsatian of manly bearing and an irrepressible retailer of all the scandalous gossip of
the place, would, with both elbows on the table, impart an adorned version of the story to
any guest who cared to imbibe knowledge along with the more costly liquors. 'And, mind
you, the nicest fellow you could meet,' would be his generous conclusion; 'quite
superior.'
LORD JIM
by Joseph Conrad
Juan, I said, was a most beauteous boy,
And had retain'd his boyish look beyond
The usual hirsute seasons which destroy,
With beards and whiskers, and the like, the fond
Parisian aspect which upset old Troy
And founded Doctors' Commons:- I have conn'd
The history of divorces, which, though chequer'd,
Calls Ilion's the first damages on record.
DON JUAN
by George Byron
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
For The Birds
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
When the baker nodded , a huge smile broke out on the young man's face. "It's worth the trip, then - she'll be so happy. It will make her day!" The baker nodded with understanding. "Are these for your mother, then?" he asked. "Would my mother send me out on a day like this?" returned the young man with an incredulous look. "And would I go." A scientist discovered a way of cloning people and humbly decided that the most appropriate person to clone would be himself. The clone turned out to be someone who looked just like the scientist and was just as intelligent, but he had an unexpected, disturbing trait. The clone would constantly speak obscenities, loudly, with no regard his surroundings. The scientist, disturbed about possible damage to his reputation, took the clone to a tall building and pushed him out an open window to his death. The next day, the scientist was arrested for making an obscene clone fall. From: The Funny Pages Mailing List All true wisdom is found on T-shirts
If it's free, it's advice; From Kasha Linka A couple of boajes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the boajes walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The boaj paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check." After a while, the boaj returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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