ALL THE REST —  August 31, 2000
  

 

Today's Quotations –  Music:

 


Wagner's music has some wonderful moments but awful half hours. 

~ Gioacchino Rossini ~

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Music must rank as the highest of the arts -- more than any other, it ministers to human welfare.

~ Herbert Spencer ~

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Music was invented to confirm human loneliness.

~ Lawrence Durrell ~

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I'm a musician at heart, I know I'm not really a singer. I couldn't compete with real singers. But I sing because the public buys it.

~ Nat King Cole ~

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You don't need any brains to listen to music.

~ Luciano Pavarotti ~

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Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.

~ Samuel Johnson ~


 

word puzzle
  Today's Word – SYCOPHANT
   

 


syc·o·phant
noun A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.

He was incensed by this band of sycophants who had only hours before raged against the appointment of Talmon as Regent Commander.


Secrets of the Gathering Darkness
Barbara Scott & Carrie Younce


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary


Today's Fact

 

 

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  MUSIC 
The Bugle



The bugle is a wind instrument sounded by the vibration of the lips against a cup mouthpiece. The early semicircular bugle was pitched in C or D, often lowered to B by a coiled crook, a detachable piece of tubing. It began as a military signaling instrument in about 1750, when German Hanoverian Jäger battalions adopted the semicircular copper horn with widely expanding bore, used by the Flügelmeister, an official of the hunt. The English light infantry adopted the same horn giving it the name bugle horn (from Old French bugle, derived from the Latin buculus, "bullock"). From about 1800 it was single-looped in trumpet shape. The British design was twice-coiled with narrow bell. This design became official in 1858.

The bugle can make sounds of different notes by whole and partial vibration of the enclosed air column. The call of the bugle are generally written using only 4 notes. The calls are grouped as regimental calls, field calls, and routine calls. Some of the most familiar, including the reveille and the last post, remain virtually unchanged since 1815, if not earlier. The first official list of bugle calls was issued in 1798.

The bugle horn was quite popular at the end of the 18th century. At that time there was the publication of many bugle marches with military band. The bugle was also the featured instrument in light operas. In 1810 Joseph Halliday patented the key bugle, or Royal Kent bugle, with six brass keys fitted to the once-coiled bugle to give it a complete diatonic (7 note) scale. It became a leading solo instrument in military bands until it was later replaced by the cornet.

Valves were fitted to the same once-coiled bugle during the 1820s, the new instrument keeping the old name flügelhorn. It is pitched in B and remains the principal treble brass instrument of continental military and brass bands. Soprano and alto versions in E are sometimes used with it. Modern instruments are considerably narrower in bore than earlier ones. The valved bugle also gave rise to related instruments in the tenor, baritone, and bass ranges. They include the baritone, euphonium, and the saxhorns.

Sources: Encyclopedia Britanica   
 


 
Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands. Serve the LORD with gladness: come before his presence with singing.


Psalm 100:1-21 

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   

 

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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry.

Finally he went to a marriage counsellor.

When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.

"Oh" said the counsellor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."


A Spelling Lesson in English

If GH    stands for    P    as in     Hiccough

If OUGH  stands for    O    as in     Dough

If PHTH  stands for    T    as in     Phthisis

If EIGH  stands for    A    as in     Neighbour

If TTE   stands for    T    as in     Gazette

If EAU   stands for    O    as in     Plateau

The right way to spell POTATO shoud be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

Kasha Linka



Out of Lucksmile

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.  The two Americans just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"  The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?"  No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"  Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language...."

"Why?" says the other, "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't
do him any good."

Kasha Linka


"Veterinarian's Joint Business Venture"

 My brother got tired of being a taxidermist after 15 years,
 and went to veterinarian school.  His new business
 never got off the ground so he decided to operate
 both his taxidermy and vet business together to save
 money.

 His new slogan was:

 "No Matter What Happens -- You Get Your Cat Back!"

Kasha Linka


I'm Still On My Diet

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and
they'd eaten half of it at dinner.


The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.

Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out. She smiled. "He never found out. I made another
cake and ate half!"


Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they go to the unemployment office.

Asked his occupation, the first guy says, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gives him $300, a week's unemployment pay.

The second guy was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replies. Since diesel fitter is a skilled job the clerk gives the second guy $600 a week.

When the first guy finds out he's furious. He storms back in to find out why his friend and co-worker is collecting double his pay. The clerk explains: "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor."

"What skill?" yells the panty stitcher. "I sew the elastic on and he pulls on it and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter.' "




TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University

 


You've got to hand it to the IRS.
(if not, they'll just come and take it).

 

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