When you cease to dream you cease to live.
~ Malcolm S. Forbes ~
To accomplish great things we must first dream, then visualize, then plan... believe...
act!
~ Alfred A. Montapert ~
Our life is composed greatly from dreams, from the unconscious, and they must be brought
into connection with action. They must be woven together.
~ Anais Nin ~
Go Confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined.
~ Thoreau ~
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul; the blue
prints of your ultimate achievements.
~ Napoleon Hill ~
mor·i·bund
adjective 1. Approaching death; about to die. 2. On the verge of becoming obsolete:
Provided, that Sally should be able to prove to the executors that he had taken no notice
of the gift by spoken word or by letter, had made no inquires concerning the MORIBUND'S progress toward the everlasting tropics, and had not
attended the funeral.
The $30,000 Bequest.
By Mark Twain, (Samuel Langhorne Clemens).
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES NOTES ON DIETING 1. If you eat something, but no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count as long as you don't eat more than they do. 4. Foods used for medicinal purposes never count. e.g. hot chocolate, toast, Sara Lee cheesecake. 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. 6. Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. e.g. milk duds, buttered popcorn, junior mints and Tootsie Rolls. 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage. 8. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not strong enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter. 9. If you are in the process of preparing something, food licked off knives and spoons have no calories. e.g. peanut butter on a knife, ice cream on a spoon. 10.Food of the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other. SOURCE: ZONDERVAN PUBLISHING HOUSE E-MAIL ALERT SERVICE Time To Smile One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't." Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years." A teacher was testing a young student's math progress and read the following problem: "Michael delivers groceries. One day he delivered three bags to Mrs. Brown, eight bags to Mr. Gomez and four bags to Miss Harrison. How many bags did Michael deliver that day?" Her student pondered a moment and replied: "All of them." SOURCE: ZONDERVAN
PUBLISHING HOUSE E-MAIL ALERT SERVICE Time To Smile A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His
mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she
explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't worry, the cat
is in heaven with God now."
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he
said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the
river." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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