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- Russian Proverb |
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about
your age. - Lucille Ball |
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- Tommy
Lasorda |
- Sir Winston
Leonard Spencer Churchill
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Eating and scratching want but a beginning. - Romanian
Proverb |
ha·lo
noun. 1.a. A circular band of colored light around a light source, as around
the sun or moon, caused by the refraction and reflection of light by ice particles
suspended in the intervening atmosphere. b. Something resembling this band. 2. A luminous ring or disk of light surrounding the heads or bodies
of sacred figures, such as saints, in religious paintings; a nimbus. 3. The aura of majesty or glory
surrounding a person, a thing, or an event that is regarded with reverence, awe, or
sentiment. To
encircle with or as if with a halo. [Medieval Latin hal˝, from accusative of Latin
hal˝s, from Greek, threshing floor, disk of or around the sun or
moon.]
Those who had before known her, and had expected to behold her dimmed and obscured by a
disastrous cloud, were astonished, and even startled, to perceive how her beauty shone
out, and made a halo of the misfortune and
ignominy in which she was enveloped.
The Scarlet Letter
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
For the Advent season there will be a change on this section
of the DM.
There will be a trivia question related to Christmas (not Biblically related)
The Christmas fact will appear on the Advent page - along with a Christmas
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TODAY'S QUESTION In Christmas celebrations in the U.S. Southwest, streets are often decorated with farolitos. What are they?
Previous Question and Answer:
Questions and answers from: J. Stephen Lang, The Big Book of American Trivia (Wheaton, IL: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc, 1997). |
Merry Christmas Christmas Quotation, Fact and Inspiration.
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What would you like to hear them say? Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in heaven. During this
orientation, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and
family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" From: Kasha Linka Another exciting episode of........"Stupid Criminals" or "The gene pool definitely needs chlorine." Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit
the thief's description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and
face the victim for an I.D. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, "Yeah,
that's the woman I robbed." From: Kasha Linka
TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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Merry
Christmas
'Twas the night before
Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
It was
the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode |
If Santa Claus and Mrs.
Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.!
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