But regardless of how you feel about that ad, here's a message for all you militant anti-smokers out there:

Like Rodney Dangerfield, "I don't get no respect"! Rodney has his own website where he has a joke of the day as well as lots of other stuff. To go there, click on the logo below.

This next site kind of defies description, but it's called "The Poopie List". To get a little toilet humor, click on the roll below.

Looking for a trite phrase to put in a letter, report, etc.? You need go no further!

Thanks to modern technology, it's possible to have a camera anywhere - even the Oval Office. To see what really goes on in the White House, click on the icon below. Note: You may have to "play around" with this to get rid of the ad. On my browser, you hit the back button, and then"x" the site out first. Whatever you have to do, it's worth it!!

Has all my talk about pipe smoking got you a little intrigued? Perhaps you'd like to try it. Do yourself a favor (I found this out by experience). Get yourself a good pipe, and a comparable grade of tobacco. No Dr. Grabow, no Prince Albert in a can - it will make a world of difference!

Here's a site which will tell you more about the basics. Just click on the pipe below to find out more than you probably want to know at this point.

On Sunday 5 April, 1998, my four year old Grandson Daniel and I went downtown to the Phoenix Civic Plaza to attend a "men's expo" (I didn't know such things were allowed; after all, that's discriminatory! I suppose thought it would be OK for women to have one). While there, we ran across a unique club just for men. Sounds like a fun idea! Click on the "bagman" below to find out more.

I just wonder however, how long it will be until some whacko radical feminist tries to get in and ruins it for everybody!

Just down the road from us is Glendale Community College. It was here where Renee, Ron, and Sharon attended for a while. It was also here that I took a year of Japanese as a challenge and enjoyed it very much. To see more about GCC click on the palm tree logo below.

Barry Goldwater the Father of Modern Conservitism has always been a personal hero of mine. Although he could have earned a handsome living in several other fields including photography, radio, and flying, he chose public service. He will always be fondly remembered. For more information, click on the portrait below.

At last there's a conservative news service where you can find the truth versus the liberal crap in the regular news. To go there, click on the logo below.

This used to be my favorite grocery store until they started needless "improvements" which have been a pain in the butt to customers; grocery prices will without doubt increase. Plus, the store manager (so-called) is a fucking moron.

They've done it again!!

The militant anti-smoking scum have created a whole web site dedicated to trying to prevent our freedom of action. They are particularly targeting kids with their propaganda. To see what kind of crap they're putting out, click on the banner below.

Well, I have just two words for them:

Since the inception of Schloß Von Springer, we have received a number of awards; some for which we've applied, and some unsolicited. To go to a page which lists all of our awards, click on the bar below.