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Q: What do you call a bear wearing a cross?
A: A hairy Christian!
Q: How many Hari Krishnas does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A: They can't. They keep breaking them with their tamborines.
Q: How many Gwyddons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Call a witch-doctor! My witch is sick!
Some people in Kentucky saw clear to label the goddess Cliodna THE BITCH GODDESS. We thought we might clarify what that means:
1. Bitch (n): Woman who speaks her mind and isn't a horny bimbo.
2. Mother Nature is a bitch.
3. It's a bitch being God, but it beats working.
4. Never annoy a woman when she is bitchy. Or in a good mood.
5. Elitist Bitch Club: Only Goddesses need apply.
6. BITCH: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!!
7. Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.
8. A slut does everyone, whilst a bitch does everyone but YOU!
9. I have PMS and ESP. I am a bitch who knows everything!
10. I don't have PMS, I really am a bitch!
11. 51% Sweetheart, 49% Bitch. Don't push me.
12. 51% Bitch, 49% Sweetheart. You're pushing your luck.
13. I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.1 seconds.
14. Lifes a BITCH, but some of the puppies are cute.
15. Bitch! Oh, excuse me. . . MS. Bitch!
16. But I believe in peace, bitch!
17. Being a bitch is a tough job, but someone's got to do it.
I tried to draw a picture of my shadow, but it kept moving!
$655.66 - WalMart price of the Beast.
668 - The neighbor of the Beast.
Persephone - Greek goddess of bills.
Do witches use spell checkers?
As a child I was an imaginary playmate. Maybe I still am.
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