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Get Smart Spy Library
Policies (Rules and Regulations)
These policies are to help us in our mission to overcome the forces
of badness and nastiness with goodness and niceness:
- K.A.O.S. spies cannot be members of the GSS Library.
- CONTROL spies, headquarters staff, auxiliary personnel and their families
may be members for as long as they live, unless they turn over to the Other
Side. If this happens, we have no choice but to terminate borrower privileges
and destroy any library cards held.
- Electronic tracking and beeping devices *must* be turned off while
you are in the library.
- The library will close early in the event of any unlikely call-out
for which Max, 99 and the Chief may have to attend.
- In the event of a fire, please vacate the premises quickly and quietly,
and exit this website in an orderly fashion. Thankyou.
Borrowers
- All borrowers must produce a library card or suitable ID when using
any service in this library.
- All borrowed items must be returned on time or renewed, otherwise the
items may self-destruct. (mostly applicable to items of Security Level
3+)
- Borrowers may reserve items but check our Reserves
Policy first.
- If you mislay any borrowed item, please inform library staff immediately
so staff may trace the item by activating the item's location device. This
is PARTICULARLY IMPORTANT if you SUSPECT the item may have fallen into
K.A.O.S hands.
- At all times (and especially Christmas), Library staff appreciate being
given sticky chocolate cake and other goodies in appreciation of their
friendly, efficient and timely service.
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Last updated 13/2/98 by Joanna Boyd
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