15 ways to ensure your friends go to Hell.

2. Never read your bible, pray, or become too concerned about your friends' eternal destiny 

3. Never ask God for help when talking with them about your faith 

4. Never attempt to listen to, or understand their opinions 

5. Judge them when they do something wrong and really let them know it 

6. Never use words that non bible-reading people can relate to - they might begin to understand or become curious or something 

7. Swear and/or gossip just enough to let them know you're still "one of the gang". 

8. Since you're going to heave and they're not - flaunt it! be superior! 

9. Avoid helping anyone who is hurting or in any trouble 

10. Never take responsibility for your faith - tell them to go and ask the youth worker 

11. Make sure your thinking and behaviour is no different from that of the crowd 

12. Never help out the victim, the underdog, or the dag. 

13. Since your sins are forgiven but theirs aren't, build a ski jump off your nose and look all the way down at them! 

14. Never talk about the judgement, love, or forgiveness of God. 

15. When they become really tiresome, frustrating and just won't listen, tell them to go to hell.