Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch!

Best thing about Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on...

The Goddess is alive and she ate my homework.

Please hold. All muses are bissy right now, but your insperation is importent to us...

'Dyslexics of the world Untie" --it works

Please don't squeeze the shaman!

When God Created Men She must have been Drunk and Horny!

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I had my car's alignment checked. It's chaotic evil!

A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.

I'm out of bed and dressed.
What more can you want?

" I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures "

"I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to"

"Jesus is coming. Look Busy!"

He is YOUR god,
They are YOUR rules,
YOU burn in Hell!"

"My family is more disfunctional than your family"

"Re-elect Clinton-Gore and their husbands"

"God Please save me from your followers"

"I have the body of a god: Buddha"

"Jesus saves! By using double coupons & shopping wisely"

WASP...We Are Sexy Pagans

"I'm Pro-choice and I shoot back"

93 - its not just a good idea, its the law...

That was Zen; this is Tao.

Witches do it in the moonlight

Practice safe hex

Misspellers of the world, unit!!

We're Gardnerians...off with your clothes

I'm doin my part to piss of the religious right.....r u??

Ankh if you love Isis!!

Domineering, coldhearted, vicious bitch seeks submissive, warmhearted, caring man for INTENSE love/hate relationship!

Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year........yeah, they found the body.

"Confuscious say man who sits alone in church, sits in his own pew"

"Confuscious say man who stands on toilet is high on pot"