by: James Robson (The Gnostic)
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Dec. 21, 2001
Dear Holly King,
We regret to inform you that your request for an extended lease on your present living
quarters has been once again denied, and you are therefore required to vacate the premises
by December 21 at the latest. We here at Celestial Machineworks, Inc., extend our sympathies
regarding your kingdom's recent takeover by the Oak King; however, if we may be frank, doesn't
getting kicked in the ass by your brother, every single year since the beginning of time,
get old after a while?
Please be prompt in moving your personal property so that the Touch-up Crew can ready the place for the new occupant. We regret having to be so pushy in this matter, but you know how the Big Lady gets if things fall behind schedule.
We appreciate your business, and we hope that when you visit this part of town again, you'll remember our service and choose Planet Earth as your home away from home.
Oh, and if you happen to pass by Hades on your way out, tell him [Demeter sends her curses and swears this time she's going to kill you when you come back out again./Persephone left her hairbrush in the bathroom, will you hold onto it for her?]
Sincerely,
[Signature]
for Celestial Machineworks, Inc.
P. S. Enjoy your summer vacation in Australia.
cc: Oak King
Form Letter 517-HORN(a)
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