AQUARIUS - builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

PISCES - skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.

ARIES - pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

TAURUS - will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

GEMINI - goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

CANCER - stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

LEO - plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.

VIRGO - wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.

LIBRA - is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume to wear.

SCORPIO - isn't in it for the candy.

SAGITTARIUS - will manage to wander to the next town.

CAPRICORN - makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.

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by: Rick Johnson
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Tucson, Az.
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